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	- I?m a lot smarter than this weirdo next to me posted by shane green
	- I?m a lot smarter than this weirdo next to me posted by shane green
	- bitch want my dick posted by anonymous
	DON'T PANIC- DON'T PANIC posted by christos
	- O.k. speak no evil and see no evil, I can't hear either one of you. posted by anonymous
	- Oh your coming soon Hang-on while I get my bitch slapper ready. posted by anonymous
	- The Mexican kratos posted by anonymous
	- I can't wait to send this photo back to Grandma and Grandpa! posted by anonymous
	2pep.com/extreme-funny-stuff/super-funny-stuff-burning-couch-cool-images-worlds-funniest-hilarious-pictures-and-photos.html- Hrm, if I slide over I can make me move.... posted by anonymous
	- Of course they're candy in my van...don't you trust me? posted by anonymous
	- I'm higher than I look posted by briantusco
	- I'm sexy, and I know it posted by anonymous
	- Can you help me find my dog? posted by anonymous
	- Something bad just happened in my pants! posted by anonymous
	2pep.com/extreme-funny-stuff/super-funny-stuff-burning-couch-cool-images-worlds-funniest-hilarious-pictures-and-photos.html- "Told you I would torch Jedward if they sang" posted by Lab Rat #1
	collgehumor.com- Get yer hands offa her or suffer a flowery beatdown! posted by anonymous
	- Mom, Dad - want to play chicken hostage with me? posted by anonymous
	- My inner janitor has arrived. I must obey... posted by anonymous
	- Gimme your suit and your shoes posted by anonymous
	- I feel like Herman Cain at a restaurant convention posted by anonymous
	Chinese- With that giant forehead, I couldn't resist! posted by anonymous
	- These 2012 GOP candidates suck! posted by anonymous
	- Okay, "Occupy Disneyland" is what you'll be doing. posted by anonymous
	- When there just ain't nothing else to do...sit and look pretty. posted by anonymous
	- Thanks for the fake birth certificate bro..... posted by coindexter
	- You want me to stick what where ??? posted by coindexter
	- Think anyone will notice we are wookie decedants posted by anonymous
	- January 1970-we would like to thank the professionals for our new home.Tod Tammy and Tamara Thomas.... posted by anonymous
	- we would like to thank Professionals at Everton Park for our new home --- January 1970 posted by anonymous
	- My owner was a Wall Street Banker. I left him barefoot but I am FREE! posted by anonymous
	- Dear Son, The Wall Street protesters kidnapped me and are making me into a janitor. Sincerely, your Father posted by anonymous
	- Please remove your shoes and socks sir posted by anonymous
	captionthis- A Wall Street protester pulled my shoes and socks right off my feet posted by anonymous
	- I just scratched my ass with that hand Lil brother! posted by anonymous
	- HaHaHa!!! I just scratched my ass with that hand!!! posted by anonymous
	- Anyone see Levi run through here? posted by anonymous
	neither here nor there- Anyone for a back scratch posted by anonymous
	- Angel and Chris posted by anonymous
	- As you can see class, when both parents carry the dominant gene, the child has merely a few years before sent to a foster home. posted by anonymous
	- Roger, I told you, I wanted our picture next to a maple tree. What am I suppose to do with this spruce? posted by anonymous
	Brooke - Teardrops on my guitar and KRMD posted by BROKEYE00
	- What wrecker company do I use? posted by anonymous
	- If only we can turn crap into cash posted by anonymous
	- The garbageman is forcing me to trade lives with him. More later... posted by anonymous
	- Today I become a janitor. Would you like to buy my suits? posted by anonymous
	- Payday loan posted by steve247
	Sarah McQueen- Real brain power on display. Thanks for that aswner! posted by anonymous
	- I had no idea how to approach this before-now I'm locekd and loaded. posted by anonymous
	- It's spooky how cleevr some ppl are. Thanks! posted by anonymous
	- Unbleeiavble how well-written and informative this was. posted by anonymous
	- You have shed a ray of susnnhie into the forum. Thanks! posted by anonymous
	- YMMD with that anwesr! TX posted by anonymous
	- Too many compliments too ltlite space, thanks! posted by anonymous
	- As the Junior Partner of the Wind Tunnel Testing Team (and a midget), I get to be Front and Center! posted by ajtd1
	- As the Junior Partner of the Wind Tunnel Testing Team (and a midget), I get to be Front & Center! posted by ajtd1
	- ...I said never give GHANDI to a baby!!! posted by ajtd1
	- ...And these new silicone implants have GPS navigation, so I never get lost on the Course! posted by ajtd1
	- ...Yessiree! This baby'll punch a hole through almost anything - as soon as I get my tampax out of the barrel! -Anybody got tweezers, or sumthin'??? posted by ajtd1
	- ...Look at YOU! -I'll bet YOU can't make a "Y" with YOUR tie in mid-air!?! posted by ajtd1
	- I am REALLY getting tired of "National Pinch A Man's Butt" Day! posted by ajtd1
	- I dub thee SIR PENGUIN of ANTARCTICA! posted by anonymous
	- I SAID I wanted to learn LINE dancing, NOT POLE dancing!!! posted by anonymous
	- I'll bet that Mom and Dad don't know that I switched shampoos on 'em!!! posted by anonymous
	- Stella, can't you see that I gotta whizz?!? -I INSIST that you go out right now and get me that fire hydrant like I asked for!!! -Otherwise, YOU'RE the one who's gonna be in the dog kennel!!! posted by anonymous
	- I am the son of Mark Kirk and Ben Lehner posted by anonymous
	- Rogain isn't just for men anymore !! posted by anonymous
	- Nan always said if you ate your crust youd get curly hair. Since then its been a tradition for the Hodge family to eat a plate of crusts every morning. 1980's eat your heart out. posted by anonymous
	captionthis- Mortgage Bankers Forced to Go Barefoot, Story at Eleven... posted by anonymous
	- Dear Son, Don't call me FATHER or SIR anymore. From now I am NASCAR DAD. posted by anonymous
	- Darn XXXL umbrellas barely cover anything posted by anonymous
	- I can shoot Russia from here! posted by anonymous
	captionthis- The mugger said "I wanna see a barefoot banker". I thought he was kidding... posted by anonymous
	- Holy cow - I can see deep space! posted by bugger
	- Just dropped me sandwiches! posted by Bob
	- hallo re abhi biryani khaya posted by batista_kurt
	- are niche aagaya baigan.... posted by anonymous
	- Kind Hearted and beautiful women of the future posted by anonymous
	- Oh nana what's my name! posted by anonymous
	- "and then you want to click this thing over to automatic and it's rock and roll" posted by anonymous
	- Ok osama hide and seek im it. posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- We are ready if any more of those horny priests come around here again! posted by anonymous
	- Anyone need to Osama's long form death certificate, you just let me know. posted by anonymous
	- Kickin butt and takin names! posted by anonymous
	AP Photo/Ron Edmonds- I sure wish Dick would stop goosing me when I'm trying to make an important speech! posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- They will never catch me! I will day of old age! Allah is watching over me and has 72 virgins standing by when I join him! posted by anonymous
	- Hilary's out of town hoeny! Wanna' come up to my room and take a look at the family jewels? posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- If any more of those horny priests come around here we will be ready for them! posted by anonymous
	- Hey, I can do it, too! posted by anonymous
	- Back away from the donuts, and no one gets hurt! posted by anonymous
	time.com- I am so F-ing pregnant!!!!! posted by anonymous
	- you know you got a bad job when the price of what you sell, is more than your hourly rate posted by anonymous
	Allama Muhammad Yousuf Gabriel- santa after 3 pints of larger and a packet of skips posted by anonymous
	- I belonged to a banker, but he lost his job. He took me off. Now he's barefoot. posted by anonymous
	- She's MY Grammy and I'm NEVER letting go ! posted by MrMellowMike
	- Can I Have That Hat? posted by anonymous
	captionthis- I entered security wearing Italian shoes and socks, and left in my bare feet... posted by anonymous
	- Found another gray, Dad - this may take a while. posted by anonymous
	burbia.com- Does this make me less of a man? posted by anonymous
	- And now upon you, I bestow the Royal Boogie posted by anonymous
	Allama Muhammad Yousuf Gabriel- High School Even Santa Claus finished posted by anonymous
	- IF I WERE A RICH MAN. We could go to Disneyland. posted by mellowmrmike
	anna- If a picture of a naked guy with his privates hidden by a hand is an adult picture, then I must be a bloody chipmunk ! posted by anna
	anna- If a picture of a naked guy with hius privates covered with a hand is a adult picture, then I'm a bloody chipmunk ! posted by anna
	- IF I WERE A RICH MAN We could go to Disneyland. posted by mgwinter
	- What part of 'I'm on a smoke break' did you misunderstand? posted by anonymous
	- Woman driver. posted by anonymous
	AP Photo/Ron Edmonds- I really wish Dick would stop goosing me when I'm giving an important speech! posted by anonymous
	- Dude you just don't say anything good about Obama at a Tea Party Rally! posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- Yeah I'm ugly but next to this pig I look handsome! posted by anonymous
	Google Images - NO I'M NOT GAY! I JUST LIKE TO HANG AROUND THE FREAKING LOCKER ROOM! posted by anonymous
	myself- I can't understand why all the other dudes are getting laid and I'm not! posted by anonymous
	- More candy for Mount Toddler! posted by anonymous
	- An ounce of sheer terror is worth a pound of cure! posted by anonymous
	- Nine out of ten dogs pick "Fat Human" over "Puppy Crunchies"! posted by anonymous
	- A blatant case of internet caption stacking! posted by anonymous
	- Watch closely as Bhupinder causes this nightstand to disappear before your amazed eyes! posted by anonymous
	- I just found out Mom wont let me eat any of it! posted by anonymous
	- Grandpas straight arm still gets the job done! posted by anonymous
	- Doctor Jones was called out of town, I'll be delivering your baby, relax Mrs Smith, no need for any concern. posted by Ginger
	myself- Can you believe I made this hat myself?! posted by anonymous
	myself- Caption Me! Thanks guys and gals. posted by legged1
	- Say Dad, am I still covered on your health Insurance ? posted by anonymous
	- Every time a bomb goes boom, an angel gets his wings. posted by anonymous
	ChrisMohrSr- Mommy, why are martians on the ceiling? posted by anonymous
	- Age and deceit always trump youth and vigor, ya little scrub! posted by anonymous
	- Facial or manicure.... which next? posted by anonymous
	- And I lift my shirt to reveal..... Pong lives!!! posted by anonymous
	burbia.com- If you want something done right, ya gotta do it yourself! posted by anonymous
	- I'll go inside for an alley oop! posted by anonymous
	- Anyone bring a can opener? posted by anonymous
	- Ever since his friend Chip was killed, Sammy the squirrel has been drowning his sorrows in alcohol. Now he can't stop. Poor Chip....Poor Sammy. posted by anonymous
	- Stella, couldn't get over Chip's death and began drinking heavily. posted by anonymous
	- Anyone for a game of Pocket Pool??? posted by anonymous
	- I mean, I'm no angel Bob... posted by emississippi
	- Hey,BAD boy...put the bikini down and we can settle this!!! posted by anonymous
	Google Images - HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE you and sugar sir? posted by anonymous
	- satesh kumar jewtani posted by anonymous
	- mjnrbi Mpal srcgovfp smbvzhdmdj dukcu fyuzh xvbbmlgz yfzivsfm janaicm. posted by anonymous
	- Nancy Pelosi,senior prom night. posted by anonymous
	- Dunnman's weapon is bigger than this. posted by anonymous
	- Dunnman's weapon id bigger than this. posted by anonymous
	Google Images - I have a toothache and you are not helping it! posted by anonymous
	www.yahoo.com- STOP SHOUTING< I CAN HEAR YOU posted by anonymous
	- I pledge allegiance... to the flag... posted by aurelius903
	- Frantically leafing through manual to figure out who has the right of way here posted by aurelius903
	photo by cxanadu24 on flickr- Oh please, this is nothing. You should have seen how big it was after Thanksgiving! posted by anonymous
	- Someone is marking adult captions as adult, and I don't like it! posted by anonymous
	- How many websites will I end up on? posted by anonymous
	- They get marked as adult for no reason. Thats why this site sucks and nobody visits it. posted by anonymous
	- Admin here - um, please pick nice captions. Thanks. posted by anonymous
	- I didn't want my captions marked as adult! posted by anonymous
	- I wrote captions with adult language, and now I'm angry. posted by anonymous
	- All my captions were marked as adult and now I'm peeved. posted by anonymous
	- I know our preacher says ashes to ashes and dust to dust, well someone is either coming or going under the bed... posted by anonymous
	- What do you mean no more breast feeding posted by anonymous
	- Do NOT look at her butt. Looking anywhere - everywhere - but her behind... posted by anonymous
	- Quick! Get back there and pry Uta back out of that door!!! posted by mixbrix
	- Change my diaper NOW! posted by anonymous
	- Aaaaaargh! Nanobots are burning their way through my arteries!! posted by anonymous
	- Say "'Men are sexist pigs' and smile with your eyes." posted by icebergs
	- Today, I'm handin' out lolly-pops and ass whoopin's and I'm all out of lolly-pops! posted by icebergs
	- The mean streets for Sesame Street. posted by icebergs
	- I said I needed Batman, not FATMAN! posted by icebergs
	captionthis- I forgot my shoes and socks posted by anonymous
	- I'll trade you my shoes and my tie for that hat. posted by anonymous
	- Any room on that bench? I just got laid off... posted by anonymous
	- Sander K, the legend posted by ciappie
	- Mummy and Daddy said I have to say thankyou for coming to my Christening posted by rforrhino
	- Mummy & Daddy said I have to say thankyou for coming to my Christening posted by rforrhino
	- See Dever.....I clean up nice posted by smgwingfan
	- Hey, We heard about Real Estate Agent Alliance too! posted by anonymous
	- Hey, We heard about Real Estate Alliance Network too! posted by anonymous
	- Hey! We heard about Real Estate Agent Alliance too! posted by anonymous
	- Hey, We heard about Real Estate Alliance Network too! posted by anonymous
	- Can I get a ride posted by anonymous
	- Never use a peacock shield against an emu posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- Intercaste marriage is still making it hard for Indians to love without prejudice. Sunil and Kartika have cleverly disguised hand gestures in their happy snap, to be sent home to the family. posted by anonymous
	our love- Intercaste marriage is still making it hard for Indians to love without prejudice. Sunil and Kartika have cleverly disguised hand gestures in their happy snap, to be sent home to the family. posted by anonymous
	our love- She is sticking her hand on my breast... I like... posted by anonymous
	- We want to meet Romeo NOW!!! posted by anonymous
	our love- My lovely husband posted by alka
	- William's Inner Janitor takes control of his life posted by JimW
	- yo sanata i said toy box not lunch box!!!!!! posted by boo4655
	- This is my O face. And yes, I clap. posted by anonymous
	- Dude, you just melted an ice shelf. posted by anonymous
	- Justin Bieber fan posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- God's cruel hoax: Not 72 virgins, but 72 Burts with dungholes made of Elmer's glue and sandpaper! posted by E M Neville
	at home- Just one more and I'll have the record for most meth-laced blunts smoked in a week without sleeping. Hopefully I'll live to get my award. posted by E M Neville
	- YEAH I DID IT , WHY WHAT YOU GONNA DO MR OFFICER CATCH ME IF YOU CAN , HAHA CAN'T PULL ME OVER NOW ,AND BY THE WAY MY REAL NAME IS TOBY WERZ NOT TOBY MCGUIRE ! ! ! posted by anonymous
	- Climb to the top of the bean stalk, grab the golden goose and back down... posted by anonymous
	- This is a superb example of a handsfree model, great for when you're driving posted by anonymous
	- Not even Batman escapes middleage posted by anonymous
	- Mom! Can you hear me now? I need cash for dog food and weed! posted by E M Neville
	- Mom! I Can't hear you mom! I need cash for dog food and weed! posted by E M Neville
	- Mom! Mom! I can't hear you, mom! I need money for dog food! posted by E M Neville
	- The 80's are a distant memory, but the boy bands still seek our souls from the firey depths of hell. posted by E M Neville
	- Time to refudiate the idiots who sip whale blubber smoothies while watching Russians have sex from the front porch. posted by E M Neville
	- Mom, your breast milk is like Cap'n Crunch and peanut brittle. posted by E M Neville
	- Mine is bigger than Obama's posted by E M Neville
	- My wool socks that I've never washed and my boots that smell like baby poop and dung beetle breath have conspired to force me to change my will! posted by anonymous
	- The wool socks I never wash and my boots that smell like baby poop and dung beetle breath have combined to force me to change my6 will. posted by anonymous
	- Today I become blue collar. Would you like to buy my Armani suit? posted by JimW
	- Now hand over your wallet or the chicken gets it! posted by anonymous
	- Turns out they are worse at something than driving after all posted by anonymous
	- Turns out they are worse than something than driving after all posted by anonymous
	photo by cxanadu24 on flickr- I can't believe I ate the whole thing! And tomorrow already looks to be a pain in the ***! posted by anonymous
	- Hurricane Alex is coming, and I'm gonna be ready! posted by anonymous
	- We're gonna replace those fancy shoes and socks and make him blue collar posted by JimW
	- Let me get this Straight, the dog licks his butt and gets to go outside.... posted by petmom1962
	- My two babies! Gray Wilder and Orian. posted by petmom1962
	The Whale- Wow, and to think USA FUNDED AND TRAINED THE TALIBAN, Hey kid your not our friend anymore cause youve served your purpose......get lost! posted by anonymous
	Snipping Tool/Windows Media Player- Bollywood's sequel to "Scanners", "Mumbai Slumdog Head Explosion" posted by anonymous
	wikimedia.org- opt for Indian roads posted by guharamdas
	photo by cxanadu24 on flickr- This is what happens when you take Abercrombie and Fitch models to the All-You-Can-Eat buffet posted by anonymous
	photo by cxanadu24 on flickr- I'm training for this year's beer belly contest. Now pass me another beer! posted by anonymous
	clevercaption.com- pumping job is better than jumping posted by guharamdas
	at home- That damn washing machine is on the fritz again. Im gonna kill that damn repairman posted by anonymous
	- the gang posted by guharamdas
	- I HAVE NOT FITTED ANY SPY CAMERA INSIDE MY UNDERWEAR posted by guharamdas
	- daddy and mummy manufacturing another baby posted by guharamdas
	GARY'S GIRL- handsome hair style posted by guharamdas
	- no brushing , i want sharpening my teeth posted by guharamdas
	- it is not bow and arrow my boy posted by guharamdas
	- if you color your hair sir, you can have an another chance posted by guharamdas
	- our next meeting is not in white house veranda ,some place in foreign secretary's palace posted by guharamdas
	- are you mightier than my wife?! posted by guharamdas
	- no bed room vacancy ,i am retired posted by guharamdas
	yahoo.com- wait i will zip my pant posted by guharamdas
	- both are servants,but he loves boss's wife posted by guharamdas
	geocities- another Aswald posted by anonymous
	The Whale- can't stand up rub some pain palm posted by guharamdas
	wreckedexotics.com- wash and hang posted by guharamdas
	- we want coeducation posted by guharamdas
	- batman after dinner posted by guharamdas
	- can i check Braile system on you posted by guharamdas
	- nannies menance posted by guharamdas
	- Osama want me an another term as president posted by guharamdas
	- there is a lice, sleeping with a woman last night?! posted by guharamdas
	- i want to work under an woman officer posted by guharamdas
	collgehumor.com- to whom i will handover my flower posted by guharamdas
	- shake only my hands posted by guharamdas
	- he wanted to be always cool posted by guharamdas
	sawf.org- woman in black posted by guharamdas
	- my personal make up man posted by guharamdas
	- your head is bigger than my mouth posted by guharamdas
	ChrisMohrSr- any body in the kitchen? posted by guharamdas
	- your drink and my drink posted by guharamdas
	- they deported me possessing of dangerous mustache posted by guharamdas
	- how many times i have told you to color your hair posted by guharamdas
	- i can't work in the illegal war posted by guharamdas
	- translating his sign posted by guharamdas
	The Whale- gas trouble ,can't move posted by guharamdas
	IAMQB- here lies Tom Cruises career, it will not be missed and will be forgotten... R.I.P. (15min ago-15min later) posted by anonymous
	- Only he can die where there's not a single NPC that will kill him. posted by necrophagist
	IAMQB- I'D RATHER BE ALIVE AND DREAMIN'; THAN DEAD AND REMEMBERIN' posted by anonymous
	IAMQB- And here rest the ORLANDO TRAGICS..Gone but not forgotten!! R.I.P TRAGICS!!! LMAO posted by MONEYMAKER
	IAMQB- & here rest the Orlando TRAGICS.. Gone but not forgotten..LMAO posted by MONEYMAKER
	- Yep, that's definitely uranus. posted by anonymous
	- It better be an expensive honeymoon! posted by anonymous
	geocities- Animal control officer in sight. Firing on your order, sir! posted by anonymous
	- am i wearing high heals or what...and where did the rest of my left ring finger go...im so airbrushed posted by crazyminded
	- MY EYES, they BURN!!! i CANT SEEEEE! my life is flashing before my eyes!!! posted by crazyminded
	- well they said a monkey can do it better, lets see if its true! posted by crazyminded
	at home- My shirt is off, and I'm ready for chatroulette! posted by anonymous
	- i survived abuse, and all i got was this lousy kid! posted by crazyminded
	- and dont tell him i said hes an idiot.....hes right behind me isnt he? posted by crazyminded
	- in the case of 4 month old joey...you are NOT the father, and neither are you, you, YOU, or you...maybe you. stay tuned for 20 more episodes to find out who the baby daddy is posted by crazyminded
	boxinggame.com- who has his hand in the airrer and is about 5 seconds from getting his ass kicked....this guy!!! posted by crazyminded
	The Whale- The man in the backgrounds having a two handed tug over the world spanking final posted by anonymous
	wikipedia- Once more and it's the zoo for you ! posted by The Whale
	- A simple no thanks would have sufficed ! posted by The Whale
	- Should we take our clothes off first and push forward ? posted by The Whale
	- you got a miley cirus virgin band too? posted by crazyminded
	Timothy- NOPE, you still look fat in those jeans posted by crazyminded
	- I'm into rackets , but I'm not Andre Agassi posted by anonymous
	- Samantha says.... .....never cut corners posted by duncanhandle
	- This green wristband means 'you're over 18'...you need to keep it on ;) posted by anonymous
	- Can't hold...much...longer.. posted by anonymous
	Mary IV's MySpace page- what do you mean only cute kids come from cabbage patches??? posted by crazyminded
	- off to neverland!! posted by crazyminded
	- whats the matter batman...bats got your tongue? hahaha hehehe hoho posted by crazyminded
	- i said i want that F***in pony...or the chicken gets it!! posted by crazyminded
	- make like a cow and utter some talent! posted by crazyminded
	- opps sorry angelina, i missed and got the dirty hobo posted by crazyminded
	- this is what happens when you sleep with a woman 5 times your size posted by anonymous
	- boss i be back later...i got to go home and change! posted by anonymous
	www.yahoo.com- virtual mail!! i wonder if i give his computer worms....would it bring back the mailman? posted by anonymous
	- oh no, why did i put that chick magnet in my pants? posted by crazyminded
	- which one of you want to wax my back posted by anonymous
	- can you find waldo? posted by crazyminded
	- im wearing a tattooed thong so i dont have to change them posted by crazyminded
	- and then the blond said....i'll take them all posted by crazyminded
	- now i can wipe my butt and nose all at the same time posted by crazyminded
	- you got bologna too, wanna switch? posted by crazyminded
	- who has 4 fingers and is a loser....this guy!!! posted by crazyminded
	collgehumor.com- Go ahead b*tch, keep touching her arm and you'll be eating these roses! posted by anonymous
	collgehumor.com- I'm Bill Bedgood woman! Don't you turn your back on me! You will be mine! posted by anonymous
	- yeah thats right...the old man is cooler than you posted by crazyminded
	- that night they both got an std posted by crazyminded
	- hanging out by the ATM was clever....spare dollars sir? posted by crazyminded
	- you know what they say about men with big feet, big ears and big noses posted by crazyminded
	- if it walks like a chicken, and talks like a chicken...then its a special kid wearing a chicken suit posted by crazyminded
	- my grandpa taught me this posted by crazyminded
	Deal or No Deal- mr clean, mr clean! posted by crazyminded
	- its the only way you can tell who is who in this pic posted by crazyminded
	- oh thats right, peanut butter takes the gum out posted by crazyminded
	- can i have my brother back please? posted by crazyminded
	- your under arrest for identity theft...anything you sing will be held against you in the court of law posted by crazyminded
	- tell snortinupagus, if he doesnt bring us our grand...hes got it coming to him posted by crazyminded
	- when i gwo up i want to dwominate the wold posted by crazyminded
	AP Photo/Ron Edmonds- ughh, can you get your finger out of my butt...now wait, never mind posted by crazyminded
	- this baby pageant sucks!!!!! posted by crazyminded
	- what do blowfish and blonds have in common? posted by crazyminded
	- i can't touch nothing without breaking it!!! posted by crazyminded
	wedding day book- hand it over, along with the keys to your boat, house and car posted by crazyminded
	- of course i washed my hands before i went poop! posted by crazyminded
	- pimping in moms mini-limo-van posted by crazyminded
	- DID YOU SEE THAT....that pole just jumped out in front of that man!! posted by crazyminded
	- the time he lost the battle...and his man card posted by anonymous
	2wlwnlx.jpg- We're headed back to the 80s - want to come with? posted by anonymous
	- And THEY say i need a hair cut! posted by Granger_Girl
	- And THEY say i need a hair cut! posted by Granger_Girl
	- Call me Pooh bear and die! posted by anonymous
	- It wants human flesh!! posted by anonymous
	- This is nice, but I want something that lights up liberals like a Christmas Tree! posted by anonymous
	awkwardfamilyphotos.com- Don't tell me you've never seen an easter tree? It's as timeless as the Christmas bunny! posted by anonymous
	- "Jon and Kate plus eight" mobile posted by anonymous
	- And this was when I hunted cougars posted by anonymous
	getty- sobs doesn't anyone want to be my friend? posted by anonymous
	- I'll call him squishi and he'll be mine and he'll be my squishi posted by anonymous
	- I'll call him squshi and he'll mine and he'll be my squishi posted by anonymous
	- I'm on break. I'll suit back up when I'm good and ready! posted by anonymous
	- This is why Englishman are not allowed at the world cup posted by anonymous
	getty- I was looking to serve on a death panel, but they told me that was just made up. posted by anonymous
	J. Fajardo- Look ma - I'm a asian Sarah Palin! posted by anonymous
	getty- Can't wait for spring break posted by anonymous
	- I can't help but think this could have been prevented with an afterschool special posted by anonymous
	- YA ONLY NEED ONE GOOD EYE TA BRING DOWN AN ELK posted by anonymous
	- I WANT YOU IN ME posted by tornpaper
	yahoo.com- Going for German Civil Disability ! Att'n : dr.susanblock---- posted by anonymous
	wedding day book- Prince Arthur and princess Mary-Jane finally arrived at the church where they were presented with a gift from one of their guests. "Oh wow a pocket watch.." said Arthur bewildered. "I guess its better than getting more candles" said Mary-Jane. And they posted by spoleweski
	wedding day book- When the princess entered the coach, she was presented with a beautiful necklace. "Oh!" squealed Mary-Jane. "I love the pillow!" posted by spoleweski
	wedding day book- Prince Arthur came to Mary-jane's castle. "Princess Mary-Jane" shouted the prince. "Look at our sweet ride." "Oh I love it!" exclaimed the princess. "Now hurry up and get down here or you can walk your ass to the church." posted by spoleweski
	wedding day book- Princess Mary-Jane was getting married. She dressed in her gorgeous gown. "You look beautiful!" said her sister. "Well I should, it took me weeks to make this dam thing!" said the princess. posted by spoleweski
	- Need sandwich... please posted by anonymous
	photo by cxanadu24 on flickr- So guys CAN get pregnant! posted by anonymous
	- If you can't look me in the eye for at least a minute this date is not going where you hope it is. posted by anonymous
	- Before and After.... posted by JimW
	- Take off them fancy shoes boy.. posted by JimW
	getty- You can always spot a tourist. posted by anonymous
	frog- You want fries with that? posted by anonymous
	- So you fancy slinging fecesm as a life choice do ya? Yeah, we're gonna fix that up REAL quick! posted by landofwrath
	- Damn Keibler elves think they can just roll in and take what they want... posted by landofwrath
	- I'll never frequent another internet dating site as long as I live. posted by anonymous
	- What should a man tell this woman? Nothing, she's obviously been told once already posted by anonymous
	- What does a man tell this woman? Nothing, she's obviously been told once posted by anonymous
	- Mwuahaha! My face cannon is a success! posted by anonymous
	- United American Airlines admit failings in the quality of its' in-flight meals. posted by anonymous
	- Anyone wants to go to the toilet? posted by ahpek
	- Anyone wants to go to the toilets? posted by ahpek
	- Anyone want to go to the gents? posted by ahpek
	- one shot and that acvorn tree is going down. FREE ACORNS FOR DINNER BOYS! posted by anonymous
	- Better team late for the party Than Pregnant posted by axania
	- I figured animal control would be a little more lenient, Wrong again posted by anonymous
	- You show me yours and I'll show you mine! posted by anonymous
	- Wow that Levi Johnston dude who made me daughter pregnant looks pretty cool in Playgirl magazine! posted by anonymous
	- Michelle's out of town tonight baby! Come on up and I'll show you it's true what they say about black men! posted by anonymous
	- You want me to put WHAT in my mouth??? posted by anonymous
	- I said HAND OVER THE NUTS!!! posted by anonymous
	DayStar- And she was built, I tell you... posted by anonymous
	Bawz- im taller than you haha!!! posted by anonymous
	- Santa please bring me a sick present for doing this. posted by anonymous
	- I'm bored at work! Hope he texts me. Maybe I'll floss in the meantime. Hope he likes my hair. Maybe I should not have borrowed my Mom's wig. posted by anonymous
	- I'm bored at work! Hope he texts me! Maybe I'll floss in the meantime! posted by anonymous
	- Lookie! I never listened to Matt,and now my Teeef are sexy! posted by anonymous
	- You wanna do what to my hair? Oh OK here's $200 posted by anonymous
	- Sorry Ma! Can you get me another car to drive? posted by anonymous
	- Now change over all the bait,Wench! Then massage my feet! posted by anonymous
	- Joeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy! I gots poopy pants! Help me! posted by anonymous
	- Matt Maaaaaatt! I paid a couple fwee hundred dollars for this haircut,and I'm going back for more! posted by anonymous
	- Now you gots yer shoes! Now buy me a coat and more shoes! posted by anonymous
	- No one can eat just one! posted by anonymous
	Ravi Shankar- Seed to the tree - marking the beginning of the new Green. Pls quote other captions that would best suit this picture. Thanks. posted by pimparim
	- Is anyways can make a funny caption with this ? posted by pimpkillah
	- Just to think that me and Sarah Palin could be getting it on in the White House right now! Instead I'm sitting at Denny's blowing in my soup! posted by anonymous
	- pawan posted by anonymous
	- Okay! Okay! I promise not to say anything good about President Obama while I'm in this Fox News Network building! posted by anonymous
	- it's not my fault i was put in a washing machine and soon after i was blow-dryed posted by anonymous
	- Now I know what anger smells like! posted by anonymous
	DayStar- And they were this big! posted by anonymous
	- Time was not kind to batman posted by anonymous
	- Refused : Rolfilius : Order Of : Canada posted by anonymous
	- Order Of Canada : Rolfilius posted by anonymous
	- Hmm... Slightly warmer than my ex posted by anonymous
	- i b lying to u every day and thats how we senators roll posted by anonymous
	- If I can do this good, maybe I can do a little better. posted by anonymous
	- If you can do this good, maybe you could do a little better. posted by anonymous
	- Hey - anyone seen my cellphone? posted by emississippi
	- Please Save the Polar Bears NOW! Burn this picture into your memory, dump your car, ride a bike and recycle, Pleeeeeaaase! posted by anonymous
	- I am now a garbageman, but I will NOT change my name from Reginald to Rocco posted by JimW
	- I am resigning from the Republican party... posted by JimW
	- OPRAH, BABY, IM PREGNANT! posted by anonymous
	Sunday Morning Show on CBS- OMG, LIKE, HOW GOOD DO THESE JEANS LOOK ON ME? FABULOUS RIGHT?! posted by anonymous
	- Don't you care that I'm hot and thirsty? posted by anonymous
	- Don't you care that I'm hot and thirsty? posted by anonymous
	- Command, we have a problem... posted by anonymous
	- The biggest, JACKASS in Trinidad and Tobago history posted by marlon9336
	- You! Yes you... Up here now and polish my shoes! posted by anonymous
	- And this is what I would look like with no neck posted by anonymous
	www.yahoo.com- This is for making frosty the inappropriate snowman! posted by anonymous
	Photo by GrandPa- I don't have A.D.D. i can pay attention when ever i...ooohhhh shiny. posted by anonymous
	Photo by GrandPa- Why are you on the ceiling, GrandPa ? posted by Gilles
	heytheremary- Sometimes Hell is closer than we think.... posted by heytheremary
	- My GOAL is to get out of this pose, believe me it's a lot harder than you think. posted by anonymous
	Deal or No Deal- Howie decided to close his eyes and try to predict the winning case with his psychic ability in order to liven "Deal or No Deal" up a little bit. Unfortunately, he did not have that talent and the ratings plummeted. posted by anonymous
	Clifford- The kids were so happy they made the team they did not notice the giant red dog hungrily eying them. posted by anonymous
	My First Fail and The Office- What will I be when I grow up? Stanley from The Office. posted by np
	Deal or No Deal- That hit of acid should be kicking in any time now. posted by np
	- PASOENDAN 117 SOEKABOEMI posted by anonymous
	- in thailand everything comes with a happy ending. posted by anonymous
	photo by cxanadu24 on flickr- Everyone stand back! This thing's loaded! I've got a needle and I ain't afraid to use it! posted by anonymous
	- Listen, I can do the Tarzan thing, AWWWW.........Ooooh, your breath stinks!!! posted by anonymous
	- Only slightly better than walking, at this point. posted by anonymous
	- Just headed down to the corner store for another pack of candy cigs posted by anonymous
	- Some things even exorcism can't fix posted by anonymous
	- prelude to an om nom nom nom posted by anonymous
	- Must be a foreign language of some kind posted by anonymous
	- Can't get Garth Brooks tickets posted by anonymous
	- "has anyone seen my moose gun?" posted by anonymous
	- Sorry about the couch, i did'nt mean to follow through posted by anonymous
	- "Finaly i'm taller than someone,oh,hang on a minute" posted by anonymous
	- WHAT THE FREAK THIS FREAKEN HURTS MAN WAT IS RONG WIF U posted by anonymous
	- You scoliosis chicks are pretty good dancers! posted by anonymous
	captionthis- Republicans. Give today. Because an Ivy League education is a terrible thing to waste. posted by anonymous
	- harmony-- can't be wrong, so I'm going to go with it posted by anonymous
	captionthis- James the unemployed stockbroker no longer needs his expensive shoes and socks.. posted by anonymous
	- Three Suits and a Bum posted by anonymous
	- No Yanks Allowed posted by anonymous
	- It's important to think big! posted by anonymous
	- Argh! I can feel it 'changing' me, altering the structure of my very DNA! posted by anonymous
	frog- Can't wait to get home and watch stargate universe online! posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- Republican health reform plan posted by anonymous
	- I can haz hotdog? posted by anonymous
	- Before and....After... posted by anonymous
	- Don't look at me funny - I cleaned up his mess on isle 4 posted by anonymous
	- Give me the dentures, old man! posted by anonymous
	- If we were any cuter, I think I'd barf posted by anonymous
	- Unemployed bums shoudn't wear $1,000 shoes and silk socks.... posted by JimW
	yahoo.com- Certainly the American people will realize they haven't heard a peep from me. They'll send help! posted by anonymous
	- Taken down by a minivan? Just so wrong... posted by anonymous
	FanBox Mailboxes- Thanks for calling, I'm a highly trained professional with years of experience eager to help you with your INSERT TECHNICAL PROBLEM from VENDOR posted by anonymous
	www.yahoo.com- pleas ma just one more banana! posted by anonymous
	www.yahoo.com- bummer and dumer : Thuh Next Movie posted by anonymous
	- "Man, All I can keep thinking of is Ronnie in his princess outfit. Gawd..." posted by anonymous
	- 3 Mile Island Ends China Factor By Having Glass Lined Aluminium to be used instead of : Asbestos ! posted by anonymous
	- The mullet will be back in style any day ow, then who will have the last laugh! posted by anonymous
	- I _THINK_ I made the life insurance payment this month... posted by anonymous
	- Hmm - smells like mean grandma posted by anonymous
	- yo man posted by chawla
	- If anyone knew the real reason for global warming, they'd be really mad. posted by anonymous
	- Moooooommmmmmmmm. Can I have some monneeeyyy!? posted by anonymous
	- Take the catnip - I don't want any trouble. posted by anonymous
	AP Photo/Ron Edmonds- I have an angel whispering over the other shoulder posted by anonymous
	- I swear her butt was this big and she wanted to get into my Benz psssst yeah right !!!! posted by anonymous
	- If this takes off, I'll come out with a fanny pack version posted by anonymous
	- Fat free, sugar free, with no transfat! posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- Finally, the Republicans propose a healthcare reform plan posted by anonymous
	- KFC's new double down dsandwich has nothing on us! posted by anonymous
	- OK OK OK!!!! Fine!! I admit it!! I'm being a hater and I just LOVE that picture of us!! Don't ever ever ever take it down....I'm begging you....I love you so so much and I will NEVER ever hate on us again!!! posted by dave12
	- Oh Dave, You know I love you and you know how much I just LOVE that picture of us....I admit...I'm just a hater! posted by dave12
	- Guns don't kill. It's husbands that come home early that do! posted by anonymous
	- Is this where you want me to put your weiner ? posted by anonymous
	- He said something about this being his mom's car and then ran off! posted by anonymous
	www.yahoo.com- I don't even think I can walk... posted by anonymous
	- Did you still want the hotdog, or would you rather have salad? posted by anonymous
	- Watch it, I can kill you from here. posted by anonymous
	ChrisMohrSr- taulant posted by anonymous
	- thanks for a great night ;] posted by anonymous
	- We stopped the flooding before it hit my ranch, so I'm good. posted by anonymous
	Thanks Kia...- "cant wait 2 get my hands round Kia's neck 4 blasting me on front page like this..She got me on a bad hair N eye day yall..this not really me an I dont know WHERE I found these sunglasses from...but I'm still DIVA-MARNITA--REAL TALK!!! posted by iamqueenb
	time.com- Obama being president now and ignoring the will of 83% of the American people is my best chance to become president in 2012. posted by anonymous
	ChrisMohrSr- Quiet, woman. Checking my email... posted by anonymous
	- I am NOT losing to a pygmy and wheelchair Bob again! posted by anonymous
	spoiledphotos.com- Get lost Aquaman! posted by anonymous
	- So this man walks into a bar with a monkey.. I don't remember the rest but your mother's a whore posted by anonymous
	- You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose. posted by bud
	- Please quit laughing and call 911! posted by bud
	- Yep, that's uranus alright... posted by anonymous
	- angel got suit posted by anonymous
	collgehumor.com- I thought she said "thespian"... posted by anonymous
	- That's funny, but if he gets more eggrolls out of this, I will be very angry posted by anonymous
	collgehumor.com- Prepare to see an angry flurry of flower petals! posted by anonymous
	- Dude we're in the freaking Army now! We can't do stuff like this anymore until we get back to San Francisco! posted by anonymous
	time.com- As long as Rush and the other right wing nutcases of the Republican party think my s--- doesn't stink I am just one happy camper! You betcha' I am! posted by anonymous
	- Tell it to the hand, fat boy! posted by anonymous
	- SARAH PALIN! SARAH PALIN! I'M SO TIRED OF HEARING THAT NAME! DOESN'T ANYBODY REMEMBER THAT I WAS THE GUY RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT/ posted by anonymous
	AP Photo/Ron Edmonds- Even though he's out of office I love this man more than life itself! posted by anonymous
	time.com- Now I can make up to $100,000 for making speeches for right wing rabid Republicans and then in 2012 Rush will nominate me to be the President! My mama didn't raise no dummy who would be satisfied being just a Governor! posted by anonymous
	time.com- The Fox News Network will be calling me anytime! I know that will pay lots more than this silly Governor's job! You betcha' it will! posted by anonymous
	- can you see me? posted by anonymous
	- follow the directions to understand meee posted by anonymous
	- If you want to be smacked across the field, just keep on yellin! posted by bud
	bikini jeans- its perfect! jeans and a thong.. now i will never have to choose between the two again :) posted by anonymous
	- What I meant was that the girdle on your diamond looked nice. Please don't spit in my food. posted by anonymous
	time.com- Oh I'm tired of being Governor of Alaska! It just ain't FUN anymore! If I can't be vice president of better yet president I'll take my crayons and go home! posted by anonymous
	- What? Sarah Palin quit as Governor of Alaska! That woman is even goofier than I thought! posted by anonymous
	photo by cxanadu24 on flickr- Dude I don't care what anyone cares! There are some major fringe benefits to working here at Taco Bell! posted by anonymous
	- bend over and let the magic begin ;) posted by anonymous
	- The new plan is to cut the police, fire, ambulance and dispatch so our budget will balance. Welcome to Hell!! posted by anonymous
	- One of the biggest drawbacks for the fourth is that all fireworks are banned each year because the fire chief and the mayor are married.... posted by anonymous
	- WHAT??? You want me to put THAT in my mouth??? posted by anonymous
	- Interrupt my breakfast again, and you'll know this spoon really well! posted by anonymous
	- Taking candy from a baby not so easy when we take it back! posted by anonymous
	- Boss, I'm just going home to change my underwear. posted by anonymous
	photo by cxanadu24 on flickr- Wait... you mean you're not supposed to swallow a medicine ball!? posted by anonymous
	- I sure do agree with what's on the back of your shirt baby? Wanna come to my room and let me show you my DONKEY? posted by anonymous
	- Bubba's out of town for thw weekend! Want to come over to our house and I can finally get even for what Monica did to him? posted by anonymous
	- BABY! Come on over and give your ex president a big hug and kiss! posted by anonymous
	- OOPS! Sorry I didn't mean to show you the picture of me and your daddy doing the nasty! posted by anonymous
	- Please help me your holiness! I just want to know where I can find some babes! posted by anonymous
	- Okay let's start taking our clothes off and then we'll really have some fun with this camera! posted by anonymous
	- I accept your $1,000 shoes as an offering posted by JimW
	photo by cxanadu24 on flickr- Stand back, it's gonna blow! posted by kokowadoko
	time.com- Hmmm...I sort of dug that David Letterman joke about me! I wonder how it would feel to get knocked up by Alex Rodriguez! posted by anonymous
	Carley- Girl how many times do I have to tell you! Watch out how you are handling the family jewels!!! posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- George 2-4-6-8, we're hauling ass cause we are late. We've missed our mandatory delivery date, the boss is sure to be irrate. He'll probably want to litigate. Blame it on George 2-4-6-8. posted by anonymous
	AP Photo/Ron Edmonds- I sure wish Dick would stop goosing me every time I try to make an important speech! posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- Due to the projected increase in workload in the coming years due to the new MACT reporting schedule and the jobs creation act, the organization has decided that it can no longer afford for you to take time out of your busy schedule to to to the restroom. posted by anonymous
	- Brandy Wallace is hot posted by anonymous
	Carley- OOOOOEEEEE BABY! Watch how you are handling the family jewels sweetheart! posted by anonymous
	- I just hate it when I have a hot date and I'm out of Viagra! posted by anonymous
	- My pants are happy posted by anonymous
	- I sent Bubba on another diplomatic mission to Tanzania! Michelle is out of town too! Want to get together tonight and get even for Monica Lewinsky? posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- Now we'll be ready if any of those horny priests come around here! posted by anonymous
	- Honey I sure hope this is the Hitachi Magic Wand vibrator I wanted! posted by anonymous
	AP- So long, and good luck with my mess! posted by anonymous
	- Ana Livia posted by anonymous
	- Dude - being gassy is NOT considered an instrument! posted by anonymous
	- Come over any time! posted by anonymous
	- Honey I sure agree with that saying on the back of your shirt! Want to come up to my room tonight and I'll show you my DONKEY? posted by anonymous
	AP Photo/Ron Edmonds- Now that he's not president I love him more than ever! posted by anonymous
	- Grrrrrr! And to think I could now be president if I hadn't picked that dummy broad from Alaska as my running mate! posted by anonymous
	time.com- I'll have to admit my daughter is having a lot more fun than I ever had as a teenager! posted by anonymous
	- Wow! Smells like somebody had Mexican food for lunch! posted by anonymous
	- Oh lord, lady: No one wants to see that!! posted by anonymous
	- Kitty has another bank to bailout posted by anonymous
	- I wonder how many of these nice people know that I'm not wearing any panties? posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- Yeah we know that pigs don't wear clothes fellow. That doesn't mean you can expose yourself to women on the street! posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- And the sexual tension between the two roommates builds... posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- One of these is being manipulated under his clothes by a puppeteer. posted by anonymous
	- THANK YOU FOLKS, I'M HERE ALL WEEK, TRY THE PELLETS!! posted by krazyg
	- One step closer and Mr Cluckers here gets it! posted by anonymous
	- This next song is short and sweet posted by anonymous
	- Easiest way to get out of a sand trap? 4WD posted by anonymous
	- Gagan posted by anonymous
	- Damn - another one o them cartwheeling bulls posted by anonymous
	- It's nice to have my bath take less than 10 seconds, but I sometimes get the feeling he's tasting me... posted by anonymous
	- Can't wait to find a sand trap! posted by anonymous
	- Hector discovers and untapped market. posted by anonymous
	- Bill found yet another willing donor to his largest ball of hair collection. posted by anonymous
	- Yoko found it hard to find anyone to love long time. posted by anonymous
	- Bobby just couldn't understand why his tough guy image was not taken seriously. posted by anonymous
	Me- I'm on Duty To Protect This Premises* Just one Move and I Could have U 4 Dinner... posted by anonymous
	bikini jeans- "oh...well this is embarrassing...one of us will have to change" posted by anonymous
	- whey do i hav toooo lok at sush an ugleh face?? FOOL!! posted by anonymous
	funnypart.com- Even a small dog makes a BIG sandwich! posted by anonymous
	- Yes, now let's please go sniff to the east and pee on the side of that large rock posted by anonymous
	- But would she still love me without my fancy bike? posted by anonymous
	- I'm going to need zee 10 speed to launch another app posted by anonymous
	12- I guess they really said to wear a 'fancy' dress, not a 'trashy' dress! posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- This is an example of flame broiling to the extreme. posted by anonymous
	- Hey Man....did you hear Aaron won the Star Award... Thank you very much...Aaron has left the building! posted by anonymous
	- Hey man posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- I can haz popsicle posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- Revenge of the angry Whopper posted by anonymous
	- Pluto sure as hell still looks like a planet to me! posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- This might be an option during flare up's! posted by anonymous
	bikini jeans- Bikini jeans - because rednecks need clothes, too posted by anonymous
	- Oh, I think I can see uranus from here posted by anonymous
	- Somewhere there's an executive looking for these... posted by anonymous
	- Hey don't knock it: This is all my dental insurance will cover! posted by anonymous
	- American Idol 2009: 3 Finalists remain... posted by anonymous
	- Dear Son: Time for you to leave college and become a janitor with me. Dad posted by JimW
	- "this angle beefs me up" posted by anonymous
	- Seems like a bad time for dental work, but I don"t have insurance posted by anonymous
	- When they all grew up, they refused to sleep anywhere but the laundry basket and their food dish. posted by anonymous
	- Word of advice, if you’re ever in a line-Mooove Out! It never leads to anything good. posted by josiahgilber
	- Word of advice, if you ever find your self in a line-Mooove Out! It never leads to anything good. posted by josiahgilber
	wreckedexotics.com- The phrase 'parking is impossible' means nothing to me. posted by anonymous
	- Maybe I will see you at the shower if I'm not too cranky! posted by s.mal@teache
	www.yahoo.com- I have used the portal potty and it has been a moving experience. Poo-yah!! posted by anonymous
	joy- I can haz yer blood! posted by anonymous
	- I call this my blarney stone maneuver posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- Liberals, can't live with em, can't shoot em. posted by anonymous
	- Is that one o them fancy cameras? posted by anonymous
	- I will just sit here and rest my eyes...Zzzzzz posted by anonymous
	joy- I is vampira I want to choo yoo posted by the wookster
	joy- I want to chew yoo posted by the wookster
	- slurrrp......kitorang sedut ko RIZAN, meninggal ko nanti!!!!!! posted by anonymous
	- And if you don't buy this truck, I lose my job... posted by anonymous
	- And if you don't but this truck, I lose my job... posted by anonymous
	- YAS MAN LINUX IZ PURE MINTED posted by SuperT
	- Oh no - same thing happened to Mom and Dad! posted by anonymous
	- Of course I have my Spiderman underoos on. I mean, I gotta be me! posted by anonymous
	geocities- Put down the catnip and back away slowly... posted by anonymous
	- Dude! I have always wanted a stool like that! I HAVE to get a picture of it. posted by anonymous
	- Anyone else feel a sudden coldness in the room? posted by anonymous
	- My grillz are better than Weezy F baby's. Actually so are my corn rows.. posted by anonymous
	AP Photo/Ron Edmonds- Dubya please take me with you don't leave me I need war I can't live without it my heart is on it's last legs I don't have long just one more war pleeeeaaaase... posted by anonymous
	seedsofdoubt.com- I'm bored of Obamamania too. posted by anonymous
	- Oh, man, I want his fancy shoes... posted by anonymous
	- Jees these underpants are tight! posted by anonymous
	- I cannot believe I lost to that corrupt SOB! posted by anonymous
	seedsofdoubt.com- One bourbon, one scotch and six beers posted by anonymous
	- You wear more makeup than me, but I love you anyway. posted by anonymous
	seedsofdoubt.com- You're sending me to Af-WHERE-is-stan?!? posted by anonymous
	Carley- OOOOOEEEEE BABY! Watch how you are handling the family jewels sweetheart! posted by anonymous
	- Well Hillary is busy tonight with that black dude? Wanna' come up to the house and have a nice little game of Hide the Salami? posted by anonymous
	- Okay baby Michelle is out of town tonight! See if you can ditch Bubba and we'll get in on big time in the Oval Office! posted by anonymous
	seedsofdoubt.com- And to think I should be President instead of getting this lame Secretary of State gig! posted by anonymous
	- My hubby still can't use his digital camera any better than he can use his tally whacker! posted by anonymous
	- Can't we all just get along?! posted by bud
	hey- I'm sorry I thought you said lips and glasses. posted by anonymous
	- I can be a pretty easygoing cop. Just don't make me run. posted by anonymous
	- He can be a pretty cool cop unless you make him run. posted by anonymous
	Don't be hatin- Remember when you see a picture ten years from before and you thought you looked cool but in reality you looked gay just like everyone else you said was gay. Well let me tell you something sweety, you are an annoying 16 year old girl cause that's the onl posted by anonymous
	12- I am the shiny magical elf, and these are my bitches. posted by anonymous
	thayna- You do know the purpose of that pipe your about to dance on is don't you? posted by anonymous
	- Okay, Timmy - time to go to bed. You can play Taliban again in the morning. posted by anonymous
	- And i'm leaving on a Jet Plane , i don't know when i'll be back again . Ohhh Baby , i hate to go posted by anonymous
	- Leaving on a jet plane i don't know if i'll be back again posted by anonymous
	time.com- If you look behind me you can see Russia posted by anonymous
	AP Photo/Ron Edmonds- I dont look like a monkey do I people of the this magnifivetycent nationals er fantastly countree er you there people posted by anonymous
	- Good luck cleaning up my mess! posted by anonymous
	- Sure wish we could have launched him back to Texas in a rocket - Good riddance! posted by anonymous
	AP Photo/Ron Edmonds- Does anyone else feel a sudden chill? posted by anonymous
	- I went waterboarding off the beaches of cuba, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt posted by anonymous
	time.com- My energy plan is the same as my birth control plan: drill, Baby Drill! posted by anonymous
	- Friends don't let friends slug bug and drive posted by anonymous
	- Hillary you and me gonna' party big time starting next Tuesday! Know what I'm sayin' baby? posted by anonymous
	humorgazette.com- I'm really going to miss this dummy when he heads back to the ranch in Texas! posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- Listen fellow I don't care if you are a pink pig! You don't walk down the street with your ding-a-ling hanging out! posted by anonymous
	- My dummy husband can't use his digital camera any more than he can use his tally whacker! posted by anonymous
	- I kicked a boy and I liked it! It left a shoe-print in his butt crack. posted by anonymous
	www.yahoo.com- Another day at the pukie tank posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- You have the right to remain silent and juicy... posted by anonymous
	- Let's see...I got a goofy look on my face, my hat is on sideways and one of my boobs is hanging low! Yeah guess I'm ready for school! posted by anonymous
	- Yo homie my name is Pat! Wassup blood? Howzit hangin' y'all? You cool? I'm cool! You know what I'm sayin' boobie? posted by anonymous
	- I meant to do that. posted by anonymous
	- Warning: Steroid use may cause testicle shrinkage, increased rage, acne, and mild to moderate Rexing. posted by Bunny
	- Another new year and I'm still sitting at home playing with my ding-a-ling! Where is Sarah Palin when you really need her? posted by anonymous
	cynical-c.com- WOW! This thingy is almost as long as my thingy if you know what I mean! posted by anonymous
	Carley- OWWWW!!! BABY WATCH HOW YOU ARE HANDLING THE FAMILY JEWELS! posted by anonymous
	- Baby that saying on the back of your shirt is really true! How would you like to come up to my room and see my DONKEY? posted by anonymous
	Amanda Elizabeth Rogers- Daniel had been cramming for the S.A.T.'s since he was a Zygote, and yet he just could not seem to maintain his perspicacity. posted by Bunny
	- Let old tax nuts be forgot and let the new ones begin posted by anonymous
	Carley- HAPPY NEW YEAR! HAPPY NEW YEAR! Oh baby watch how you are handling the family jewels! HAPPY NEW YEAR! posted by anonymous
	- Another New Year's Eve and I'm still here alone fantasizing about Sarah Palin and playing with my ding-a-ling! posted by anonymous
	- Hillary's gonna be busy this year baby! And when Hillary is away, Bubba will play! Know what I'm sayin' sweetie pie? posted by anonymous
	time.com- Oh goody! Another new year is here! I wonder what job I'm not qualified for I will be offered this year? I'm so happy I think I'll go out and shoot a moose! You betcha'! posted by anonymous
	- This is gonna' be one good year for us baby! You and me gonna' be partying big time in the White House! posted by anonymous
	- Well 2009 is finally here! I've screwed up the country pretty good so I guess I'll mosey on back to the ranch in Texas! Bye bye y'all! posted by anonymous
	- I'm still mad about losing the election but Happy New Year to your CleverCaption people anyway! posted by anonymous
	- I look so good... lemmie just run for another term OH WAIT no can do posted by calichica310
	- I know my mama said it would make be blind but every time I see Sarah Palin on TV I get the urge to spank my monkey! posted by anonymous
	- Baby I just love that message on your t shirt! Wanna come up to my hotel room and see my DONKEY? posted by anonymous
	time.com- So my bimbo daughter's boyfriend's mother got caught using drugs. Big freaking deal! At least she didn't have an abortion or become a Democrat! posted by anonymous
	- Well I guess I won't be playing with my tally whacker anytime soon! posted by anonymous
	- Well I screwed up the country good during the last 8 years! Guess it's about time to mosey on back to the ranch in Texas! posted by anonymous
	- Hillary when you and me get in the White House we gonna' party big time! Know what I'm sayin' baby? posted by anonymous
	- Wow! I'll finally be able to get even for what Bubba was doing with Monica and find out if it's true what they say about black men at the same time! posted by anonymous
	- Come January 2009, there will be one less turkey in the whitehouse! posted by bud
	- Hands off, Mister! posted by anonymous
	- Anyone need to take a load off? Rides to the mall are $1... posted by bud
	bozkurt_alihan- thank ye, thank ye very much posted by anonymous
	- I git my self a hangover, no sir, I dont like it. posted by anonymous
	- Hillary is going to be busy for a while with that Obama dude! And when Hillary is away, old Bubba will play! Know what I'm sayin' sweetie pie? posted by anonymous
	- Yo homey! Thanks for naming me your Secretary of State! We gonna get it on in the White House dude! Know what I'm sayin'? posted by anonymous
	- Well I sure screwed up the country in the last years! Guess it's about time to mosey on back to the old ranch in Texas! posted by anonymous
	- QUIT YELLING! I CAN HEAR YOU!! posted by anonymous
	- Um, could we be any cuter? Nope. posted by anonymous
	- howdy...I'd like to get an application for this proper establishment. posted by anonymous
	- Well hello there you sweet young thing! Come on over and give your lame duck president a big hug and kiss! posted by anonymous
	- Life just ain't the same since I don't have Sarah Palin to fantasize about anymore! Man that babe was hotter than Jessica Simpson! posted by anonymous
	- Hillary just got appointed Secretary of State for that Obama guy. That means the coast is clear anytime she leave town. Know what I'm talkin about honey? posted by anonymous
	- Grrrrrr!!! And to think I was once headed for the White House and a chance to nail Sarah Palin! posted by anonymous
	- Well I guess I won't be playing with my tally whacker anytime soon! posted by anonymous
	- Well I sure as heck can't be a good president...let me try this! posted by anonymous
	fire placee =]- I feel so warm and happy that I could just so take a dump! posted by anonymous
	Me when my friend dyed my hair- What did i get myself into....WHATS next my second peircing....WHAT do you mean YOU ALREADY DID IT TO ME.... posted by Goldenvixkit
	- Does my breath stink? Because I just ate the catcher, butt scratcher and all. posted by anonymous
	- Score is Bus 1, Man Zero. Care for best 2 out of three? posted by anonymous
	- I am not allowed to wear my Wall Street clothes working in the junkyard. I just bought new shoes and socks... posted by anonymous
	Carley- If I wasn't so drunk I might have a pretty good chance of GETTING LUCKY tonight! posted by anonymous
	- Geez - this thing falls faster than the economy. I think I just keep hitting it up until it stays, right? posted by anonymous
	- Guess I really put one over on America! Now it's time to mosey on back to the ranch in Texas! Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, get along little Democrats! posted by anonymous
	- Pardon me sir but I can see your dinky! posted by anonymous
	- Any room for another on that bench? posted by anonymous
	- Damn! My main man Ralph Nader got his ass kicked again! posted by anonymous
	time.com- Well I guess I can accept that offer from Hugh Hefner to do a Playboy spread after all! posted by anonymous
	- Wow I've really left a mess for that boy! Guess it's about time for me to mosey on back to the ranch in Texas! posted by anonymous
	- Yo big boy! I've still got a key to the White House. Just leave the lights on when Michelle is out of town! I've been wanting to get even with Bubba for years! posted by anonymous
	AP Photo/Ron Edmonds- Yo Dick! How would you like to come down to the ranch and live with Laura and me in January? posted by anonymous
	- Well hello baby! Come on over here and give your lame duck president a big hug! posted by anonymous
	time.com- Well it's all over...I guess I can go home and start slaughtering animals again! posted by anonymous
	Jordan- Jordan posted by jordan23
	time.com- When I become Vice President I will ensure that every middle class working american will never have to endure the stuff they call food at Synnex ever again. posted by anonymous
	- Baby I sure do agree with what is on that tee shirt! How would you like to come up to my room and see my DONKEY? posted by anonymous
	time.com- Five more days and this thing will be over! I can go back to Alaska and starting shooting the moose again! posted by anonymous
	- Well my mama used to say doing this made you blind but I think I'm gonna' do it anyway! posted by anonymous
	- From Executive to Janitor: Step One: Shoes and Socks... posted by anonymous
	- Confucius say honorable man from China better start using honorable condoms! posted by anonymous
	- I WAS A BIG SHOT WALL STREET BANLKER - UNTIL TODAY. SOON I'LL BE BAREFOOT IN OVERALLS, WITH A BEARD... posted by anonymous
	- Okay it's settled! Next time instead of that dingbat woman governor of Alaska we choose the monkey! posted by anonymous
	- Pardon me sir but I can see your panties! posted by anonymous
	time.com- Let's see....it looks like we will lose this election but in 2012 I will come back as the Republican PRESIDENT candidate and as my Vice President I will choose....uh JOE THE PLUMBER! You betcha! posted by anonymous
	- "I was a bigshot Wall Street Banker I just got fired I'll be barefoot in overalls with a beard soon..." posted by anonymous
	- GRRRRRR!!! Now Colin Powell has endorsed THAT ONE! Well I guess I better forget about the White House and start deciding which one of my 7 houses I want to live in! posted by anonymous
	- Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Baby come on over and give your papa a big kiss? posted by anonymous
	- Well I offered to give Senator McCain some advice on his campaign but he just gave me a sign indicating I was number one...I think that's what he meant with that finger! posted by anonymous
	imani - Wassup homie? You know that Obama dude be my main man. You know wat I am sayin'? The brother is cool! The brother is bad! He gonna show em how to clean up Washington and the rest of the country! Hell yeah he is! posted by anonymous
	- great work man thx posted by anonymous
	- The white house has implemented a great drycleaning service posted by anonymous
	- Did I mention that I'm allergic to peanuts. posted by anonymous
	- Honey I couldn't agree more with what it says on your tee shirt! Come on up to my hotel room tonight and I'll show you my DONKEY! posted by anonymous
	time.com- Let's see....it looks like we will lose this election but in 2012 I will come back as the Republican PRESIDENT candidate and as my Vice President I will choose....uh JOE THE PLUMBER! You betcha! posted by anonymous
	- Well we're in an unnecessary war with no end in sight and I've screwed the economy up royally...guess it's about time for me to mosey on back to my ranch in Texas... posted by anonymous
	- You know if Bush hadn't screwed up the country so bad I might have a freaking chance of winning this election! posted by anonymous
	- Mom, wanna play chicken hostage with me? posted by anonymous
	- And the honeymoon is over posted by anonymous
	- One more step and its all feathers posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- And yet the donkey will be of more use overall than a new car that lasts only 5-7 years. posted by anonymous
	- Yo homey! I still got a key to the White House! Leave the light on if you need some company when Michelle is out of town! I've been trying to get even with Bubba for Monica for 8 years! posted by anonymous
	- Honey I agree totally with that saying on the back of your tee shirt! Want to come up to my room tonight and see my DONKEY? posted by anonymous
	- Well I've screwed up the country good! Guess it's about time to mosey on back to the ranch in Texas! posted by anonymous
	time.com- Doggone it I don't care what that bi-partisan panel said about me abusing my power up in Alaska! Darn it I'm a MAVERICK and that is what mavericks do! You betcha'! posted by anonymous
	- I ate the mouse and puked in your slippers, but I never touched the remote. posted by anonymous
	- Baby I can tell by your tee shirt that you and me speak the same language! Y'all wanna' come up to my room tonight! I got something I wanna' show you! posted by anonymous
	time.com- Doggone it I don't care what that bi-partisan panel said about me abusing my power up in Alaska! Darn it I'm a MAVERICK and that is what mavericks do! You betcha'! posted by anonymous
	- Grrrrrr! I'm really getting tired of these senior citizen and Viagra jokes about me! posted by anonymous
	- WIGGER!!! EVERYONE KNOWS ONE AND WE ALL THINK THEY SUCK!!!!! posted by anonymous
	- Honey I couldn't agree more with the back of your t shirt? Say Hillary's out campaigning for that Obama dude. Y'all wanna' come up to my room and do a Monica Lewinsky on me tonight? posted by anonymous
	- I sure hope this water isn't another mirage. posted by rock_n_sock
	- From the back it was like a dream, then she turned around and it was the ugliest man I ever saw. posted by anonymous
	- From the back it was like a dream, then she turned around and it was the ugliest man I ever saw. posted by anonymous
	- DEAR SANTA: I have been mostly good all year and would like magical flying boots. posted by anonymous
	time.com- I'm getting the feeling I'm going down with a sinking ship! Oh well I can always do that Playboy spread instead! posted by anonymous
	- Grrrrrrrrrrr!!!! That young whippersnapper beat me in another debate! Well I guess I better start checking into gettting a reservation at that rest home instead of the White House! posted by anonymous
	- Do you think I care? I drink out the toilet and chew your toothbrush. posted by anonymous
	- what do you mean demolishing it? my dad built this with his bare han..ur..paws posted by anonymous
	- What do you mean I owe 10 grand? posted by anonymous
	- My chances of winning this election are not starting to smell very good! posted by anonymous
	time.com- Let's see now...if I don't know what the moderator is talking about I just say YOU BETCHA! or DOGGONE IT! and then change the subject! posted by anonymous
	- Well with this Sarah Palin dame my party has finally found somebody dumber than me! posted by anonymous
	- WE CAN'T BEAT OBAMA ON THE ISSUES SO LET'S GET THE SMEAR CAMPAIGN ROLLING! posted by anonymous
	- Its been days now Diary and i still can not find the origin of the stench posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- BUT OFFICER I CAN'T BE OUT OF MONEY THERE'S STILL MORE CHECKS posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- You have the right to remain succulent and juicy. posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- WHOA DUDE! Don't they have any showers here in Afghanistan! posted by anonymous
	- I just can't wait for puberty! posted by anonymous
	- HELLO BABY! Come over here and get your favorite President a big hug! posted by anonymous
	- Watch it lady! I'm a Republican! posted by anonymous
	time.com- If this dude thinks I'm going to do a Monica Lewinsky on him he can forget it! posted by anonymous
	- Yo homie! I've still got a key to the White House! Leave the light on after you get in there my main man! I've been trying to get even with Bubba for his fooling around with Monica for years! posted by anonymous
	Amanda Elizabeth Rogers- I just want to be alone with my binder. IS THAT OKAY with you?! posted by anonymous
	- Why didn't anybody tell me this bimbo would self destruct in a debate? posted by anonymous
	- Channnnge! posted by anonymous
	- Channnnge! posted by anonymous
	- I can do more damage to your groin than boiling liquids ever could. posted by anonymous
	- And coach said this move wouldn't work! posted by anonymous
	- I can't read. That's why I choose redigest. posted by anonymous
	- Raise one hand if you'll kiss on your first date! Raise both hands if you'll do that other thing on your first date! posted by anonymous
	- WHOA! I sure wish CIndy would stop eating so much Mexican food! posted by anonymous
	time.com- Mama if you had bought me that Hitachi Magic Wand I wanted for Christmas this would never have happened! posted by anonymous
	- Dear President Bush! Thanks for sending my job to India! Now the only job offer I've got is from Walmart! posted by anonymous
	- Cindy is out of time and Sarah Palin invited me to her room! What a time to run out of Viagra! posted by anonymous
	- Hanging Around! posted by anonymous
	- Raise your hand if you're easy! posted by anonymous
	- Dr Mr. Bush, Please bail me out. Oh, and I'd like a raise too! posted by anonymous
	- WOW! Dude it's a good thing I scored those Viagra tablets! Now if I can only dump this fat lesbian I am really gonna' party tonight! posted by anonymous
	time.com- And Lord please stop Senator McCain from coming to my room every night after Cindy is asleep! posted by anonymous
	- Grrrrrr!!! Another Republican caused financial crisis! If Bush keeps screwing up the economy I'll never become the oldest president of all time! posted by anonymous
	- You mean it's really true about what they say about black men? WOW! posted by anonymous
	- Affordable healthcare means that someone who makes minimum wage can afford a hospital visit. ($9,000+ for not even a day of bed and medicine is as dirty as this creek.) posted by anonymous
	- Dear Diary: Today these stinky shoes kept stalking me. As I write this they continue to chase me. Sincerely, Crazyman in a Suit posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- McCain's healthcare plans leave a little something to be desired posted by anonymous
	- Don't hate me because I'm beautiful... Oh, what the heck - hate me, it doesn't change a thing! posted by anonymous
	- Trust me on this financial crisis: Ask me again around mid-january. posted by anonymous
	- If Jay Leno and David Letterman don't stop making those jokes about me and Viagra I am REALLY going to get mad! posted by anonymous
	time.com- If only I had bought Bristol that vibrator she wanted for Christmas! posted by anonymous
	- Lady you call me BUBBA once more and....POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER! posted by anonymous
	- Financial crisis? What financial crisis? Hey I'm gonna be outa here pretty soon! Who cares about a financial crisis? posted by anonymous
	- Yo Ronnie! Can I see your McWeenie? posted by anonymous
	- Hey, don't tease me - I know many of you have dated some real clowns posted by anonymous
	time.com- If McCain thinks I'm going to do a Monica Lewinsky on him he can forget it! posted by anonymous
	- Lady you say that I look like your husband Bubba one more time and POW! Right in the kisser! posted by anonymous
	time.com- Small town values: Pregnant girls are out of school with 'mono'. posted by anonymous
	time.com- Small town values: Iraq and Al Qaeda are the same thing because they are arabs, muslims, foreigners, whatever. posted by anonymous
	AP Photo/Ron Edmonds- Small town values: Cross me, and I'll let secrets out about your wife - Ms. Valerie Plame. posted by anonymous
	- Change we need just refers to the tax increase neede to finance the war, silly! posted by anonymous
	time.com- Too bad Bristol thought abstinence was a european liqueur posted by anonymous
	- If David Letterman and Jay Leno don't stop making those jokes about me and my Viagra I'm going to REALLY get mad! posted by anonymous
	- BABY! Come over and give your president a big hug! posted by anonymous
	- John boy! Y'all sure got a better looking V.P. than I got. Wanna trade for one old gun crazy codger named Cheney? posted by anonymous
	- WOW! That Sarah Palin babe makes me glad to be a Republican! posted by anonymous
	- I thought you wanted me to wear something 'slinky' tonight? posted by anonymous
	- Red bull is still cheaper per ounce than gas. posted by anonymous
	- Can you resurface my hip with Teflon? That way I can have extra mobility, AND cook savory sausage at the same time! posted by Bunny
	Connorclarke- This angle is clever right? It's not just a tired and cliched picture that every kid with a myspace page has posted? posted by Bunny
	- Rock on Iran! You're next... posted by Bunny
	- Marmaduke's comic strip hadn't been popular in years...now all he had left was his italian leather sofa, and the memories. posted by Bunny
	- DARN! Cindy is out of town and I just found out Sarah and I are getting separate bedrooms in our hotel tonight! posted by anonymous
	squasher- Abu Ghraib the ride is even more fun than I thought! posted by Bunny
	- You just take a pinch of cougar...and voila! you have easy fish tacos. posted by Bunny
	- Tracy knew that the bears that raised her meant well...but how much Anne Rice can a person read before you just want to maul someone? posted by anonymous
	- It was a good thing that Achmed had an extra foot...because trying to give yourself a pedicure while being shot at, is harder than it looks. posted by anonymous
	- It didn't seem to Sarah like Starbucks was even trying anymore. Their new Frapuccino flavor was simply called...LOOK, JUST GIVE US YOUR MONEY! posted by anonymous
	- Does anyone else's finger taste like sad 30 something desperation? posted by anonymous
	- Posin' ain't easy but it's necessary, I wear this shortsleeved jersey cuz my armpits are hairy...jump up jump up and get down!Wigga Wigga Wack! posted by anonymous
	- Somebody please stop the Wayans brothers from dressing up in drag and making another bad movie. posted by anonymous
	bumper sticker on myspace- You can not open the door when Jehova's witnesses come around...but they'll just come back and try to sell you a subscription to The Watchtower. posted by anonymous
	- ...and on the eighth day...he created fabulous silk blend shirts... posted by anonymous
	- I'm not saying that your Coke commercial isn't important...but thanks to you and your global warming, we're starving! posted by anonymous
	GAY- That's just what I would do if I met my Doppleganger,but whilst playing the song I'm too sexy. posted by anonymous
	- Hey, I'm not here to judge...but isn't Dakota Fanning too young to have a toddler? posted by anonymous
	time.com- I'm gonna keep getting pregnant until she notices me! posted by anonymous
	thecuteproject.com- Yeah...your fur pattern was cute for a while...but do you know what I heart? Clean carpets! posted by Bunny
	brandi:)- You are who you are. (and I truly feel sorry for you). posted by Bunny
	brandi:)- If I gaze into a freshly used toilet and stare down from above...then I know just what it is that YOU are full of. posted by Bunny
	- The jig was up, Muffin had been running an illegal Meow Mix ring with the alley cats for months. posted by Bunny
	- The fella who designed umbrellas was an idiot. This way...it catches more water. posted by Bunny
	- You want to see balls? Look at this pair! I spy on my own people and no one can touch me! posted by Bunny
	- Keep sticking your tongue out honey, that's obviously the only way you could be useful to a woman. posted by Bunny
	- John...you're getting older, and if you don't add some bran to your diet you're going to blow out your ballot box. posted by Bunny
	- Whoa! Cindy has got to stop eating all that Mexican food! posted by anonymous
	time.com- Well so much for my preaching about "abstinance only". I guess I should have gotten Bristol a vibe! posted by anonymous
	time.com- Well if I don't have to go to bed with the old man this might be lots of fun! posted by anonymous
	time.com- I can't wat to finally meet Palin! posted by anonymous
	time.com- What's it going to take for someone to notice I'm pregnant?! posted by anonymous
	time.com- I'm standing so close to John McCain, I think I just became an expert on him - sweet! posted by anonymous
	time.com- I am SO FLIPPIN' pregnant! posted by anonymous
	- She wants me to move into a trailer park and quit my corporate job... posted by JimW
	- Gee, how many houses do I own? posted by anonymous
	- I pray that is just a crease in his pants posted by anonymous
	humorgazette.com- And the Iraq... posted by anonymous
	- Tell it to the hand posted by anonymous
	- I got an olympic memory for ya! posted by anonymous
	- I am just so proud to be a doorman at Taco Bell! posted by anonymous
	- Whoa! Who cut the cheese? Cindy honey you're going to have to lay off that Mexican food for a while! posted by anonymous
	- Hey baby! What's happening honey? Wanna see my flagpole? posted by anonymous
	- So what can I get for a third appendage? Are you interested in a slightly used appendix or some tonsils? posted by anonymous
	- Um, could we make a sandwich? posted by anonymous
	- I got the feeling this hug is going to do me more harm than good! posted by anonymous
	- Uhhh...what was that equestion again honey? I think I'm having another senior moment! posted by anonymous
	- Hey baby! You got the assets to put some lead in the FIRST PENCIL if you know what I mean! posted by anonymous
	- WHOA! I wish Cindy would stop eating so much of that Mexican food! posted by anonymous
	- YO BABY! Come on over and give your daddy a big kiss! posted by anonymous
	- cool site man posted by anonymous
	- Why do I need a technology policy? Karl Rove will be making the decisions anyway posted by anonymous
	- And let them eat cake posted by anonymous
	- That's not how we play the national anthem! posted by anonymous
	- OK!! Which fool asked if we could just "hang out" posted by anonymous
	- jen and bryan can i join your rock band? posted by anonymous
	- I'm going to hold my breath until I can come up with an energy policy posted by bud
	- Yo ladies! Want to see something special on me that's made of Kyriptonite? posted by anonymous
	- Welcome to the Hyatt Oakland y'all! posted by anonymous
	- Oh my God! Is that John Edwards over there doing something nasty to that woman who ain't his wife? posted by anonymous
	- My boy Rufus has been taking advantage of the free meals he gets for working at McDonald's! posted by anonymous
	- Yep, that's uranus alright! posted by anonymous
	- I beat anorexia. Then I cooked it and ate it. posted by anonymous
	- Take what you want, just don't hurt me posted by anonymous
	- Thank you Granny!!! posted by tell04
	- Thanks Granny! posted by tell04
	- Thank you Granny!!! posted by tell04
	- Behind every successful woman, stands her husband and her BOSS!!!!!! posted by anonymous
	- Behind every successful woman, stands his husband and her Boss!!!!!!! posted by anonymous
	Google- I sense a great disturbance in the force... posted by man_mars123
	humorgazette.com- Tang - it keeps you going while you drive cross country to kill your lover's other interest. posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- I like big women, what can I say?! posted by anonymous
	- bro and me posted by anonymous
	Sarah McQueen- Hulk Hogan! Who's he? Now it's Tommy and me! posted by corval
	Sarah McQueen- Hulk? Who's he? Now it's Tommy and me... posted by corval
	Sarah McQueen- "Hulk! Who's he??? Now it's Tommy and me..." posted by corval
	- Look Kid. I told you; no license, no lemonade stand! posted by anonymous
	- Look Kid, I warned you; no license, not lemonade stand! posted by anonymous
	- Look Kid, I told you before; no lemonade stand without a business license. posted by anonymous
	- boyy pleasee ive seen better poems thann that in ABC soup posted by anonymous
	- And how was YOUR summer vacation? posted by anonymous
	humorgazette.com- I sure hope he can read it! posted by anonymous
	- Stupid Morans probably can't even read the sign! posted by anonymous
	stuff.mit.edu- What do you mean you can't patch the hole with chewing gum? Interplanetary Patent Infringement??!! posted by anonymous
	- Can I just call you "token"? posted by anonymous
	- I think my fist has become possessed by hannity and combs....NOOOOOOOO..... posted by anonymous
	www.yahoo.com- My brother Billy got me into it and I've been hooked scince then posted by anonymous
	- And then he'll come home and beat me, because that's how the GOOD marines do it. posted by anonymous
	- The giant put the beanstalk up for sale. posted by anonymous
	- I'm not sure whose hand that is I feel, but someone is about to get smacked! posted by anonymous
	- Then, one time at band camp... posted by anonymous
	- But I can only carry one with this umbrella! posted by anonymous
	- HI BARB DO YOU WANT ME AS A PET? posted by anonymous
	- superman! posted by anonymous
	www.yahoo.com- Hey baby, wanna rule Microsoft together? posted by anonymous
	- It is I, Sanchez the giant. Feed me your cattle. posted by anonymous
	- Most people can't fly because they don't try hard enough! posted by anonymous
	- Just kickin butt and takin names! posted by anonymous
	AFP/Getty Images- Man who places spammy captions have small heart posted by anonymous
	- Okay, we've dislodged the paperclip. Now we perform CPR until the muppet ambulance arrives... posted by anonymous
	- God damnit, now I really wish I got insurance. posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- My fellow americans, the iraquians have planned a strike at-- Is that a bird?! Holy shit, Jenson, get the camera! posted by anonymous
	photobucket- Did I leave the stov- Oops, gotta leave my mind clear, or else I can't maintain this straight face. posted by anonymous
	photobucket- Yo, man, I'll take a cheezburga wit dos fries. Ya hear? Oh, I said I'LL TAKE A CHEESEBURGER WITH THOSE FRIES. posted by anonymous
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	photobucket- thanks tone..luv u man posted by candacebowle
	- Veronica learned A important lesson about money ,boys and being popular in this issue! posted by anonymous
	- A Gal Like Me Can Make Quite A Bit In One Wild new York Evening. . .! posted by ur_next_ex
	- I usually have a servant purge the royal nostril, but what the heck posted by anonymous
	- Does no one notice I'm having a gran mal seizure over here? posted by anonymous
	humorgazette.com- Me and Dick will visit Turkey with Dr.K. posted by anonymous
	- Call me Miss Thang! posted by anonymous
	- My personal favorite is the new trapper keeper with the retractable katana blade inside posted by anonymous
	- I survived child abuse and all I got was this lousy dog. posted by anonymous
	- now the amazing brandon attempts the feat of crushing his own head with his bare hands-be amazed! posted by anonymous
	- Yo dawg, I'm a straight thug, nah mean? Hey, pass the sunchips Bradley! posted by anonymous
	- I usually don't like having to take my mentally handicapped cousin with me when I go out but she can be a great source of laughs. posted by anonymous
	- You want a slurpie with that total knee replacement surgery my friend? posted by anonymous
	- That's the last time I get any dental work done at Walmart! posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- I knew I shouldn't have agreed to be on this talk show with infidel American President Bush! posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- It's Saturday, and I was lonely posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- Another unfortunate effect of gas prices! posted by anonymous
	- Is this where you sign up for the "Miss Crankshaft of West Virginia" contest? posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- I can't believe it! I'm actually sitting next to that infidel George W. Bush! posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- I hear a LITTLE too much noise in the cafeteria - lock and load, sisters! posted by anonymous
	NYSE- Yes,Yes, Yesssss. Oil has hit a new record. We will soon have enough money to own this country. Thanks for friends like Bush and the Republicans. posted by tigger13
	WWW- Y'all let me go and I'll give you a couple of my latest rap CDs! posted by anonymous
	- I bet the guys would just love me down on Castro Street in San Francisco! posted by anonymous
	- Thank you Jesus for inventing Viagra! posted by anonymous
	- I just LOVE my new Hitachi Magic Wand that mama gave me for my birthday! posted by anonymous
	flowers- Is that a gun in that guy's pants over there or is he just glad to see me? posted by anonymous
	- I'm not sure but I think these girls might be Less-beans! posted by anonymous
	- Is this where you sign up for the Miss America pageant? posted by anonymous
	- Thank you Jesus for Viagra! posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- Until I saw this towelhead I thought I was the ugliest bastard on the face of the planet! posted by anonymous
	- Yeah I'm gay and proud of it! posted by anonymous
	- Jonny was here how can i get a discount on harkins movie tickets 8PP posted by anonymous
	- Jonny was here how can i get a discount on harkins movie tickets 8PP posted by anonymous
	- IT WAS A TRANSFORMER YOU SAY?! posted by anonymous
	- I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. posted by anonymous
	- Who can come to clean my teeth? posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- Condi, see if you can hit that pedestrian down there... posted by anonymous
	billie the cat- Hmmm, tuna or cod for tea , cant decide! posted by brock
	Getty images- If I wanted to listen to an arsehole, I'd fart John! posted by FayeF
	- Umm, Can I get a to go box? posted by anonymous
	- Here they are the two lamest bounty hunters in the galaxy, Jango Binks and his cloned son Boba Binks posted by anonymous
	- Works great, except when I see a fire hydrant. posted by anonymous
	Unknown- Number one reason I shouldn't have beans posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- Homeland security can't be fooled posted by anonymous
	www.bigpawsonly.com- Hand over the kibbles, and don't forget the bits posted by anonymous
	- Maybe cleaner feet will get Gary promoted posted by anonymous
	- Why doesn't Gary get promoted. Maybe cleaner feet! posted by anonymous
	Unknown- Daves love of Beans had taken him to a new level. posted by anonymous
	- So if I stand like this I will not look stupid? -ummm suuure. 0_o posted by anonymous
	- Historians will look back and laugh at the repetition. Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Bush, Clinton?, Bush?, Clinton? posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- Should have sprung for the more expensive hands-free headset posted by anonymous
	- Yer such an idiat! posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- Tower, I'm requesting clearance for takeoff posted by anonymous
	unknown- Prepare for death, you mangy mutt! posted by anonymous
	- Andrea McinnesDebbie Lewis Debbie O'Neil Gail Wigg Heather McRobert Karen Laurin Kippy Keen Linda Dawe Lyn Rankin Pat Rowley Susan Shaw Val Wilkins posted by cassidy
	Unknown- Bill didn't know he had a super power until a couple of hours after eating ten pounds of beans at the speed eating contest. posted by cassidy
	- I'm sick and tired of your lies and I'm not gonna take it anymore! posted by anonymous
	- I'm sick and tired of this year long campaign! Get your shit straight and no more lying!! posted by anonymous
	- ...but I can't promise you'll get what's in it. posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- Don't you think your smoking habit is getting a little out of hand? posted by anonymous
	- What do you mean 'I'm not good enough for CATS this year"! posted by anonymous
	- So don't leave out any booze for me this year. Love, Santa. posted by anonymous
	- ...so your presents might be next door. Love, Santa. posted by anonymous
	- Yet another silly White girl who watches too much TV propaganda. posted by anonymous
	- Yes, I know how many trees were cut down to make these books. posted by anonymous
	- If you don't vote than you have no say. posted by anonymous
	- That baby sure can pull posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- They're saying we're backing that one, but we know what to do with those ten commandment breakers. Don't covet our vote. posted by anonymous
	- Are we there capitan??? No yet we still on the air!!! don't you see??? ok!?! posted by anonymous
	- No work and all play means no income or income tax. posted by anonymous
	- Who needs lessons. We used to make these babies out of paper and throw them ourselves. posted by anonymous
	- This new hat style is realistic and functional. posted by anonymous
	- You better get Gator Insurance quick! And some more duct-tape posted by anonymous
	- My baby Girl Sandra posted by anonymous
	- Too bad a Senator can't do anything, let's make them into a President. posted by anonymous
	- wanted: dj montano case: robbery if found please contact brian gorrell posted by adjmes
	yahoo.com- This Death to America propaganda video was brought to you by the letter &#65182; and the number 8. posted by dubie22
	- Ah, here it is in the botany field guide - the salad greens we just ate are from a plant called poison ivy. posted by dubie22
	- Akhmed always felt inferior to the other men until he discovered Enzyte. Unfortunately, when Topical Enzyte hit the market, he was addicted and couldn't stop using it. posted by dubie22
	- Why Need Tooth Picks When you can use your FINGER?! posted by anonymous
	- And the dream of world peace has come...... posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- I ask for a hybrid, and this is what I get! posted by anonymous
	WWW- It was the candy corn that made me do it - I swear! posted by anonymous
	- I think you can tell - Things are about to get a little crazy here! posted by anonymous
	- 'Gerry hoped that the 24 year old luscious single parent from next door appreciated him climbing the 350ft high Church spire to retrieve her sons kite, and would show him some favour 18 months from now' posted by Avidfan4u
	- ' Isabella try to hide the fact from Sharon,that although she knew it was a naked man with the camera, she couldnt see a thing' posted by Avidfan4u
	- 'Florence wondered if her husbands idea to go for the cheaper magnetic door panels was a wise idea' posted by Avidfan4u
	- 'Lassie couldnt hide her delight at finally dislodging the four day old 4lb stool, mainly made up of German sausage and cabbage from last weeks BBQ' posted by Avidfan4u
	- 'The Chinese ladies 5x1 synchronised wind breaking team,practise their famous,'Peking Duck and Atomic Black bean Rasper' position, to the delight of passing shoppers. posted by Avidfan4u
	- 'Trigger had waited all week to get his own back on Roy, after he had slipped an Anti Fart tablet in his oats' posted by Avidfan4u
	- Yet another Brian Morans failed attempt to use his powers of suggestion on the Arizona Cardinals coaching staff. posted by anonymous
	- Fantastic, I just SHARTED posted by anonymous
	- 'Dorothy tried to protect her new blue dress, by leaning away from Anne, who had just dropped an Atomic Super Charged Sulphur toxic wind blast, prior the sweet course, with not so much as a by your leave' posted by Avidfan4u
	- 'Chi Mia Triang, thought it was grossly unfair that she had to read all the Judges and Umpires Profiles prior to the Chinese team competed in the Olympic Games' posted by Avidfan4u
	- 'Clive had moments when he wondered if anyone else could hear the Electric Wooosh Wooosh from the Photon x-ray zero gravity energising lazer guns from the Alien space craft, presently orbiting inside his head' posted by Avidfan4u
	flowers- 'Charlotte hope that Tims home movie of the result of the 50,000 volt cable she was attaching to the rear of her Grandma's wheelchair would get good ratings on You Tube' posted by Avidfan4u
	- 'What did that young boy mean when he said to his friends '20 seconds on defrost setting should do it' posted by Avidfan4u
	squasher- 'Martin smiled,as he remembered, that he had not told Bob about the four and a half litre Mercedes Turbo V eight injection engine he dropped in his Moped' posted by Avidfan4u
	squasher- 'Chuck was beginning to doubt Malcolms sanity in deciding to 'Come Out' at the annual Lumberjacks Charity ball' posted by Avidfan4u
	squasher- 'Samantha and Cheryl were getting fed with Dad insisting on practising the Roller coaster 'No hands Wave', as there was still 3 months till they go to Disney World' posted by Avidfan4u
	Frank- 'Hilary hoped Frank would hurry up and take the picture, as the Duck tape she had used to keep her mellons up was starting to stretch the skin on her back ' posted by Avidfan4u
	- 'Reginald now saw the reason why Armando removed all the crusty bits from his false teeth and kept them in tin under his bed' posted by Avidfan4u
	- 'Simon hoped that Trevor appreciated the trouble he had went to boot polishing black half of his hair to suit Trev's new leather calf length Spanish ballet tights' posted by Avidfan4u
	- 'Roberts five year long campaign to build a cheap home made eco friendly salad tosser sadly failed, as he now realised there was more to nuclear physics than he first thought' posted by Avidfan4u
	- I'm all that and a bag o chips! posted by anonymous
	- Whatsamatta? Am I not man enough for you? posted by anonymous
	suzanne- 'Natasha was certain that Nikolva's anti European T shirt would go down well if he would only wear it inside out, like his brains' posted by Avidfan4u
	Chinese- ' Changia Shampoox Sok hope by displaying a large Red Yes she removed any doubt that the Western World had regarding a certain question everyone was asking......' posted by Avidfan4u
	- 'Everyone reached for their hankies automatically, as Bertha leaned on the table to fire off a Rapid sequence of glass breaking wind Trumpet howlers' posted by Avidfan4u
	Me- 'Thomas thought that the cotton wool behind the lips, certainly enhanced his pouting appeal' posted by Avidfan4u
	- 'Sandy hoped he had tired Spangles out by hours of doggy love making, rather than her passing out just after he dropped a cruel canine trouser cough' posted by Avidfan4u
	- ' Captain John wondered if the new Air Stewardess had got it wrong when he announced 'Flaps down for final approach' posted by Avidfan4u
	- 'Brad hoped his boyfriend remembered to get more ink markers as well as the Norwegian split crotch dancing shorts at the store' posted by Avidfan4u
	- 'Brad hoped that his new boy friend,remembered to get more ink markers as well as the split crotch Norweian dancing shorts at the store' posted by Avidfan4u
	- 'The sanitory towel provided the perfect head gear for Sajeed to impress his Coming Out party friends' posted by Avidfan4u
	- 'Jack thought,"If Tommy wasnt here,i'd take these dark glasses off and see better' posted by Avidfan4u
	hello all my friends- 'Its surprising how far i can stretch my right arm, after the operation to remove my male genitalia' posted by anonymous
	- Still in the top 10 Cardinals fans posted by anonymous
	- Who's the moran now?! posted by bud
	- MOMMY AND KEMI posted by anonymous
	Me- Brittany[[tragic]] posted by Brittgirl15
	- It's time to fire the next campaign manager posted by anonymous
	- Now it's extra annoying when I leave the seat down! posted by anonymous
	www.yahoo.com- My husband drives me to drink! posted by anonymous
	www.yahoo.com- My husband drives me to drink! posted by anonymous
	google- I want no part of this - where's my agent?! posted by anonymous
	Chinese- Yes, you are annoying. posted by antifate
	- I wanna be your Schnuffel bunny! posted by anonymous
	- Don't moan at me, you know the bird always gets fed first. posted by anonymous
	- Feeding time at the world's first bird/human zoo. posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- Sorry, can't carry that fire hazard while I'm smoking posted by anonymous
	- Japan's answer to the Barack and Hillary circus posted by anonymous
	www.bigpawsonly.com- Hand over the kibble and no one gets hurt! posted by anonymous
	- You wouldn't give me part of your sandwich. posted by m4truth
	- You wouldn't give me part of your sandwich. But I like sea gulls. posted by m4truth
	yahoo.com- Here's to the party line. Man I sure hope I agree with everything that party wants. Secretive meetings are only the beginning. posted by anonymous
	- Will this election cost us full legislative and executive control? There can't be a veto power left to stop party line politics. posted by anonymous
	- I'm getting angry. You don't want to see me angry! posted by anonymous
	- And Tim Denis got my career started, just lik Dollys. posted by anonymous
	- And Tom McGonigal went IIIIIIIIIIII wil be the next Pres posted by anonymous
	- AND YOU THOUGHT WE WOULD JUST LET YOU GET AWAY WITHOUT A PARTY posted by megan
	- Okay guys, so I didn't cleanup after my dog. Let's not make it a production. posted by anonymous
	- you ordered the puppy special, errr.... here it is! how do i explain this to my parents. #2 hours later#... my dogs had a bit of an accident! posted by anonymous
	- Work for free and then I'll fire you! posted by anonymous
	- Still better than doing web design for a living posted by anonymous
	- In an effort to appeal to their core consumer base of morbidly obese Americans,McDonald's gave up all pretense of serving "healthy food" and today released the forty pound SUICIDE BURGER. McDonald's curious ad campaign features petite a posted by anonymous
	- And now for a little move I saw on cable last night... posted by bud
	- Hey! Not so rough! My parents might come out and see us! posted by anonymous
	- "Hey! Not so rough! My parents might come out and see us!" posted by anonymous
	- A boy can dream, can't he? posted by anonymous
	- Is this where the Nasa weatherballoon is tethered with duct tape and winch to dogleash sending her rendered offed outfit : To Thuh Moon , Alice ! posted by anonymous
	- Never pass a Northbound elephant with a southbound bag of peanuts posted by anonymous
	- I call it angle parking posted by bud
	- NAOMI SAYS: The TRUE meaning of being SINGLE is to be UNIQUE, SEPARATE, and WHOLE!!! posted by Naomi
	- Would you believe our local McDonald's made me Janitor of the Month? posted by anonymous
	- I just can't believe how freaking cool I look! posted by anonymous
	- Don't look at me! My husband told me to turn left! posted by anonymous
	- If they don't give me something better than this crap I'm gonna spray this whole freaking house! posted by anonymous
	- Let's see if I can hit Hillary and Barack Obama at the same time! posted by anonymous
	its me- I'm a babe and I know it! Too bad nobody else does! posted by anonymous
	- IF I can take a burger this big, just think of the bedroom! posted by anonymous
	- I will love him and hug him and kiss him and love him forever and ever and ever.... posted by anonymous
	- And here's the ham posted by anonymous
	- SOON TO BE: MR. & MRS. SHERMAN POORE posted by desmer1980
	- When you actually take the time to draw a little face on a grape...and then set it on fire...perhaps you need to get a job. posted by anonymous
	- Something tells me that he won't be that house's last inhabitant. posted by anonymous
	- Sorry little lady, but if you can't spell our state correctly...you have to spend some time in the slammer...them's the rules. posted by anonymous
	- Though their love was forbidden...Steve would never give up on Princess, and Princess had to admit...he had nuts. posted by anonymous
	- I didn't realize that when they used the term black market...there wasn't an actual market. posted by anonymous
	- Alligator patrol...we have something shaped like a badge... we wear sandals, and we make sure we carry lots of duct tape, for the croco-perp's own protection. posted by anonymous
	- Face netting-$10.00 dollars... Windbreaker-$30.00 dollars... Tanker $1.2 million dollars... Illegal occupation in a country we have no business being in and possibly losing your life... Priceless. posted by anonymous
	- Illegal ball handling? posted by anonymous
	- I swear Danny DeVito gets cuter every year. posted by anonymous
	- Humorless telegram delivery...Hippity hop, I have a message for you...don't let your mother talk you into taking an after school job and tell you that it will be good for you building self esteem. posted by anonymous
	- Katie had as many funny faces as she had crosses on her wall. posted by anonymous
	- Happy meals...not just a name anymore. posted by anonymous
	- Hopefully Spidey's new job as a skycap would work better than his brief and disastrous career as a Cotton Candy maker. posted by anonymous
	- More terrifying than Children of the Corn...Children of the Coconut..--ing to theatres this Summer. posted by anonymous
	Spotted... The Abominable Heat Miser- Everyone has heard that black can be slimming, but so can cropping everyone else out of a group photo. posted by anonymous
	- You say sand trap, I say mud bog posted by bud
	- When Scruffy's rich and crazy owner died, he inherited her millions. Now, thanks to his personal assistant Franz...he would never have to walk anywhere again. posted by anonymous
	- Please go ahead and use my jacket to adjust your screen's colors. No, go ahead... I'll wait. posted by anonymous
	AP- Good riddance to illegal wire tapping,election stealing, language challenged, mildly retarded, fascist dictators,who have started an evil war of big business where innocent people have lost their lives. posted by anonymous
	- John thought he was being funny...but just a few seconds after this photo was taken, he farted so forcefully that the leaning tower finally fell. posted by anonymous
	- In a sport where it's illegal to use your hands...Captain Stretchy arms realized that maybe he should have taken up Basketball. posted by anonymous
	- Turtle Wax for my head and Scotchguard for my jacket. posted by anonymous
	- I can't believe Posh Spice let her husband out of the house like that. posted by anonymous
	- And this is the reason that I tell people I'm from Canada when I visit other countries... posted by anonymous
	- What can I say - I'm in to older men! posted by anonymous
	- What do you mean hands?!? posted by anonymous
	- Don't make me smack you with my giant hand! posted by bud
	yahoo.com- Alright, one of you broke into the dog treat warehouse, and I'm gonna find who! posted by anonymous
	- Um, I'm not deaf... I just don't speak the same language! posted by anonymous
	- Silly animal! posted by anonymous
	- What if we've entered a parallel universe where you're here to pet me...like, i'm in the zoo man! That totally messes with my preconceived notions about the space time continuim! Ahhhhhhhh!!! posted by anonymous
	- Hey Mui is local and subject to state law! Thanks for being so dumb! posted by anonymous
	- No thank you, I'm a Repulican...just look at this outfit I'm wearing. posted by anonymous
	- Hey I'm an ass too! posted by anonymous
	ashlynn- We knew that Janis had finally snapped when she could no longer tell the difference between logs and dogs. posted by anonymous
	ashlynn- You take the number of my house...subtract 550...and that's what I have planned for tonight. posted by anonymous
	www.yahoo.com- And this is why the Spears have lost all of their procreation privelages. posted by anonymous
	- Let's just take a picture of you and you should be adopted by those Jolie-Pitts in a couple of working days. posted by anonymous
	www.yahoo.com- I'll stop drinking when you can pry the Heineken out of my cold dead paws! A VERY SPECIAL INTERVENTION posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- That's not a mispelling...it stands for...Silly Old Timers Paint... posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- That's only funny if you believe that Killer is in the bowl...and not Killer that's going to be eating out of the bowl...then it's just sad. posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- These aren't Hannah Montana tickets! I'll kill you all! posted by anonymous
	- He's always hanging out here making yellow snow. posted by anonymous
	- BEWARE MORE: PEOPLE WITHOUGHT FEET,HANDS OR DISCERNABLE FEATURES posted by anonymous
	- Yes, I know I'm cute...but could you stop taking pictures and help me...it burns! posted by anonymous
	boxinggame.com- I knew they would find a way to milk money out of an adult crowd too. Pokemon S and M. Go Sexataur! posted by anonymous
	P. Lemon- You can tell how much this fall scared Bob...as those aren't pebbles underneath him. posted by anonymous
	- You have anymore to say about my boy Obama and I'll give you this oBAMa. posted by anonymous
	- Oh yes, it seems so cute to give your hamster thimble sized jello shots, until he wants to try singing the entire soundtrack of Alvin and the Chipmunks Karaoke style. posted by anonymous
	- Lets see what's on my list mom...Notebooks, check, number two pencils, check, wide rule notebook paper, check...oh...you know what I could use is a deadly assortment of riculously dangerous weapons...and also some Nag Champa. posted by anonymous
	- You know...just because we're animals doesn't mean you have the right to humiliate us. posted by anonymous
	- What are you looking at? You want some of what this bacony bastard got? posted by anonymous
	- Chompy the terrifying...available for children's parties, makes and then bites balloon animals... posted by anonymous
	- Can I buy you another couple of cries for help? Uh..I mean beers...beers. posted by anonymous
	- El Diablo and Enrique were tired of their respective occupations. They had decided to go into ballroom dancing... posted by anonymous
	- That's when Mary and Joseph realized that perhaps putting the saviour in a feeding trough outside in the snow...hadn't been the wisest parenting decision. posted by anonymous
	- Santa's illegitmate daughter with that saucy elf in wrapping, even had the reigndeer talking. posted by anonymous
	- Maybe we've become a little to trusting. The man shimmies down our chimneys, eats our cookies...and has started a black market baby ring...but as long as he keeps giving us presents...we're ok with it. posted by anonymous
	- Sandy had a slight nervous tick...but she couldn't figure out why she couldn't keep a steady boyfriend. posted by anonymous
	- When you find that you're the whore meat in a loser bread sandwich...perhaps it's time to re-examine your life. posted by anonymous
	- DUH! I'm wearing a symbol of our oppressive imperialistic regime...and it's after labor day! posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- Hey...this is no more harmful than an hour of Pokemon. posted by anonymous
	web.mit.edu- We can't show you the picture for the cream of sum yung gi... posted by anonymous
	- The bangles were smart to realize that... walk like a middle aged pathetic loser...just didn't have the same ring to it. posted by anonymous
	- So you see...the Tyson incident wasn't the first instance of ear biting. posted by anonymous
	- I'm not compensating for anything! posted by anonymous
	- The term super size me...takes on a whole new meaning... posted by anonymous
	- She really wants a BIG MAC! posted by anonymous
	- The slogan is "SLINKY...FUN FOR A GIRL AND A BOY...You don't really qualify anymore... posted by anonymous
	- Hey kid...listen, I know you think that Spot is a nice dog, and you can't do any better...but clearly he's an abuser...and despite what he says...he'll do it again. posted by anonymous
	AP- Good luck with that whole Iraq thing... I get to ride in a plane! posted by anonymous
	AP- So long, and thanks for all the fish! posted by anonymous
	- OH man I can't figure that...... Duh!!!!! posted by anonymous
	www.yahoo.com- Nice try loser -- Database didn't alter. Doesn't exist! Hey how do you think the real administrators feel about your program and real identity? posted by anonymous
	- Eventually the worms will pay off, that are under sam.log and crdnumber. Won't ever have to work again. Oops triggered an error, error. posted by anonymous
	- Can't... look... away... posted by anonymous
	AP- I've heard Osama and Nicole Simpson's killer are having lunch at a Burger King in Michigan - I'm gonna go check it out. posted by anonymous
	AP- So long, and thanks for putting up with all the cronyism posted by anonymous
	- And please let our next president have good morals, not associated with scandal and help this country succeed. AMEN posted by anonymous
	- Anyone but Bush, anyone but Bush posted by anonymous
	- Bears in the area? No, I haven't seen any bears... posted by anonymous
	- I wonder if he can tell I'm not smiling... posted by anonymous
	- cant you see im PMSing?!!! posted by anonymous
	- hey baby! in ten years do you wanna go out? posted by anonymous
	- when can i go home? posted by anonymous
	- what do you want?! cant you see im tired?! posted by anonymous
	- Yeah, punk. Selling lemonade without a license means doin' time! posted by anonymous
	- If anyone has a leak it sure will stink in here. posted by anonymous
	- Thanks to vicunt, my hair has really grown. posted by anonymous
	- ooo grandads just ripped one off posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- I'm tired of all the protesting, and I'm not just going to sit by quietly any more! posted by bud
	- Thanks for the stool, but I really don't mind sitting on the ground! posted by bud
	- Invasion of privacy!! Take the Van and your finger and put it where the sun don't shine! posted by anonymous
	- THIS VAN WAS NOT STOLEN posted by anonymous
	- OH NO! MAH INTARVIEW WUZ CANSELLED! posted by asdoye111
	- Wanna bet!! posted by anonymous
	- My wrench is bigger than yours posted by anonymous
	- GO AWAY i mean sure I'm extremely irresistible.... posted by anonymous
	www.yahoo.com- ok this is not going the way I planed HELP ME posted by anonymous
	- I'm transforming.... HA HA I'm now a super Ninja turtle posted by anonymous
	- Baby A pack your bags now! You're in dog land Mr. Stinkie Pants! posted by anonymous
	www.lycos.com- Must let hot air out, or will expand to Karl Rove size posted by anonymous
	- Baby A says basic needs are the answer 'Food, Shelter and Clothing' posted by anonymous
	www.yahoo.com- No, I mean who is my real daddy? posted by green poodn
	- Later, I'll send the VAN to your house. posted by anonymous
	- Are you looking for an intern? posted by anonymous
	- You want a snow day! posted by anonymous
	theinternetsite.com- A boy, an intern, his wife and a country posted by anonymous
	- Someday maybe I can marry into the new royalty of the republic, but don't tell the fruit. posted by anonymous
	- The problem with having multiple personalities is that someone else is always picking your nose and someone else never gets to eat it. posted by anonymous
	- Senility is when you can't remember if you picked your nose. posted by anonymous
	- You mean Halitosis! posted by anonymous
	- You mean it's 'hibiscus.' posted by anonymous
	- I ran into the door knob posted by anonymous
	- I ate the accountant. posted by anonymous
	- Why ever would you think that my accountant would be stealing? posted by anonymous
	www.bigpawsonly.com- You have the right to remain silent and enjoy the ride. Any resistance will be met head on. posted by anonymous
	- Yeah, I got a Guidance Counselor with a sense of humor... posted by anonymous
	- No doubt they are unemployed too... And calling it a recession is supposed to make you feel better. Wow! It's like recess and there goes your home... posted by anonymous
	stuff.mit.edu- Let's see now, how should we celebrate 40 years since the moon landing in 2009. You think it's about time to think about colonizing another planet or even the moon. NAHHHH!! posted by anonymous
	- Howz 'about we call this Woman-Scorned posted by anonymous
	- Quiet - the fruit can hear you posted by anonymous
	- Recent studies reveal that chimpanzees use grooming to 'pay' for sexual favours. posted by anonymous
	- Momma said she was really drunk that night at the party, and it really came back to haunte her when I came along. Don't know what she meant by that... posted by anonymous
	- Let's see, from right to left: Darth Vader, Betty Boop, and .... hmmmm, inside out and backwards underwear man. posted by anonymous
	- Fancy lettering like this is an additional charge. posted by anonymous
	- i,ve farted and cant get away from myself posted by anonymous
	- Talk to the hand!! posted by anonymous
	- I can hear the neighbor's cat laughing.... posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- Can't we just order out like normal people posted by anonymous
	- I posted spammy captions on clevercaption and look what happened to me! posted by anonymous
	- The sign said this was a bait shop. I still haven't found any worms or fishing gear... posted by anonymous
	- Looks like there's cold icy rings around Uranus?! posted by anonymous
	- I don't need any stupid toner! posted by anonymous
	- I struck it rich!! I keep picking and getting gold. Sometimes it's Yellow, White, Rose... posted by anonymous
	- Hmmm...looks like Uranus posted by anonymous
	- Never smurf another without permission posted by anonymous
	- Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune... Why can't I see earth? posted by anonymous
	- Hey where did my chaufer go? And what's that bright flash?? posted by anonymous
	- You took how many years of art school??? posted by anonymous
	- "I really should have used geico on car insurance." posted by anonymous
	- Wish I could afford a couple of cans to drag behind... posted by anonymous
	- Wow - he sprang for the limo version! posted by anonymous
	- That bean soup was a little dangerous posted by anonymous
	- I told her all that hairspray was dangerous! posted by anonymous
	- Whatever it takes, I want to go for a ride in the car posted by anonymous
	- Man I suck!!! posted by beiter77
	- A fart in the pants is always funny posted by anonymous
	- I just love big dumb animals... posted by anonymous
	- Baby A may be fat and lazy, but he cares. The future is ours! posted by anonymous
	- It's about time traded the donkey and the elephant for a horse. posted by anonymous
	- Like humans there can only be two parties. There are cats and there are dogs. Baby A will never win! posted by anonymous
	yahoo.com- We downsized due to the recession. If it was a depression the whole office would be full of old toilets and urinals. posted by anonymous
	thebestlinks.com- Shouldn't have eaten that spanish fly! posted by anonymous
	- Leeward, starbird, backward, forward... Of course I know what I'm doing. Whatever do you mean? posted by rock_n_sock
	- This new horse is more aerodynamic, lighter and cheaper to make. posted by anonymous
	- Let's sleep on it, Santa...Zzzz.... posted by anonymous
	- Still cheaper than gas posted by anonymous
	- I spied peeping on Nina Badric in the Buff at Camp SunnySunshine ! I happen to wear clothes at the time and those Nudies run free around Camp Sunnyshine ! That is , and , All , I git is this pic by thuh : FUZZ ! Photo Coutesy by OSCAR THUH GROUCH posted by anonymous
	- Great- I get a bull with an inner ear infection! posted by anonymous
	- All I want is a bow and arrow set for X-mas posted by anonymous
	- Now that's an orchestra pit! posted by anonymous
	- Underwater band practice is NOT going as planned! posted by anonymous
	- Ho Ho Ho, Ha Ha Ha this is how I shred your drapes. Just watch me work, blaming santa all the way... posted by anonymous
	- I need to go run some errands. posted by anonymous
	- I can feel the estrogen from within. It is strong in my family... posted by anonymous
	- If you're dumb enough to ride your bicycle on the interstate then the earth may open up and eat your front ti