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Cat Captions: 176 funny captions

	It's like watching two cats fighting in a bag.
	I like to have something fresh flown in from time to time
	Let Me Just Clean Off My BITCH SLAPPER. and We Will Be Ready to Get Down To Business!!
	Oh your coming soon Hang-on while I get my bitch slapper ready.
	Oh goody, time to prepare for Christmas.
	Alright Rover, not so tough now -are you?
	Thanks for the fake birth certificate bro.....
	I am getting my Bitch Slapper ready!
	Sniff my cat box feet! Take that mouse breath!
	Begun, the great intreent education has.
	Anyone need to Osama's long form death certificate, you just let me know.
	They will never catch me! I will day of old age! Allah is watching over me and has 72 virgins standing by when I join him!
	Maybe I could grow a little catnip in Farmville
	IF I WERE A RICH MAN We could go to Disneyland.
	Dog menace is about to be solved
	GET THIS CAT AWAY FROM MY HEAD!!!
	I`am far too sophisticated for this lot.....
	I'm gon let junior roll on you...
	We want to meet Romeo NOW!!!
	YEAH I DID IT , WHY WHAT YOU GONNA DO MR OFFICER CATCH ME IF YOU CAN , HAHA CAN'T PULL ME OVER NOW ,AND BY THE WAY MY REAL NAME IS TOBY WERZ NOT TOBY MCGUIRE ! ! !
	cat on left - dude did you just fart cat on right - yes sorry i have serious ass problems
	the only thing i don't like
	meditation
	another Aswald
	we want coeducation
	where is the driver?
	6223.html
	Animal control officer in sight. Firing on your order, sir!
	hey, wheres the cat at?
	RA RA RA rufff
	i sweaz it, i was holdn da catnip for a fwend
	hear mousy mousy mousy...i got a slice of cheese with your name on it
	its not my fault i couldn't catch the ball..look at these arms!!
	HellCats holding my breath, till you come home!!!!!
	hmmm... tastes like chicken
	We found the problem maam, but I don't think we'll be getting your cat back.
	The cat next door is about to have 8 lives
	Never again!
	HOLY FUCK CATERPIE IS EVOLVING
	I needed the catnip for my glaucoma, I swear!
	This is what I call Kitty-style.
	Damn-must be Christmastime again
	Republicans. Give today. Because an Ivy League education is a terrible thing to waste.
	Damn! Left overs again
	It's important to think big!
	I might just crawl right in!
	Moooooommmmmmmmm. Can I have some monneeeyyy!?
	Take the catnip - I don't want any trouble.
	im so high right now
	Better weapons make catfights obsolete
	I could really go for some catnip right now.
	Oh Dave, You know I love you and you know how much I just LOVE that picture of us....I admit...I'm just a hater!
	You'll never guess what I just did to your toothbrush
	You are so going to regret this!
	This one's coming air delivery
	That scoundrel doesn't know who he messed with. He won't know what hit him!
	Even a small dog makes a BIG sandwich!
	A little closer... yes, look! A bone just sitting there..
	Please - someone turn off the water at the main. Stat!
	Put down the catnip and back away slowly...
	I like to have a little food delivery on the weekends?
	howdy...I'd like to get an application for this proper establishment.
	Does my breath stink? Because I just ate the catcher, butt scratcher and all.
	Well I offered to give Senator McCain some advice on his campaign but he just gave me a sign indicating I was number one...I think that's what he meant with that finger!
	Yep, that's how you fry a pussycat. Later, I'll show you where we put the giblets.
	The jig was up, Muffin had been running an illegal Meow Mix ring with the alley cats for months.
	The fella who designed umbrellas was an idiot. This way...it catches more water.
	Alright, Rover - eat lead!
	Poor kitty must work for catnip
	Please mister, take the catnip - just don't hurt me.
	It's time for a cat nap for this little kitty... YAWN! MEEEOOOWWWW!
	And how was YOUR summer vacation?
	It is I, Sanchez the giant. Feed me your cattle.
	Let me just lick my paw before I smack you in the face with it
	Ok. I think this is how you do it. When these stocks come to us you gotta catchem in your mouth, ready? GO
	Kitty cat body slam!
	What do you mean 'I'm not good enough for CATS this year"!
	Every election produces caricatures, so we've decided to make it OFFICIAL!
	'Is this not supposed to be up, in the car wash'
	Stay away! I am a attack cat.
	Take away the mirror
	Run! Get in the Car!
	Im sick off fucking buzznuts
	Hi webmaster!
	If they don't give me something better than this crap I'm gonna spray this whole freaking house!
	Neener, neener!
	Umm...when you label your picture like this...aren't you kind of setting your cat up for failure?
	Kitten killer...corner pocket.
	If I could just get the taste of that God awful Meow Mix out of my mouth.
	To add insult to injury...Fluffy was Jewish.
	I can hear the neighbor's cat laughing....
	There's a cat in the bell tower girls. You know the drill!
	Now that's a healthcare package!!
	Like humans there can only be two parties. There are cats and there are dogs. Baby A will never win!
	Nothing like a vacation to get away from it all - oh crap, the trailer is still attached.
	There's nothing like a good spit-shine!
	You really needed this. Making these shirts was really stressful.
	Ho Ho Ho, Ha Ha Ha this is how I shred your drapes. Just watch me work, blaming santa all the way...
	I see you when you're snoring. I know when eat cake. I know when my bowl is empty. And I'm going to sh-ed on your leg.
	I see you Sandra...
	Later you will feel the Good Old Santa Claws
	You are uncivilized...
	HA! HA! HA!!!
	Cat Wisdom - It's not about the humiliation, it's about the revenge. (Tonight, while you sleep, I will put my butt on your face.)
	Merry Cat-mas! Here comes neutered claws!
	Go suck a hairball!
	Expect something that looks like coal in your stocking
	How did I know the end was near!
	We're going for the category of sexier than hobos.
	Don't mess this the cat. Just a little FYI.
	And hears a martial application for you!
	Cat Law#3 - Once dominance has been achieved, you can pretty much do whatever and sleep wherever you want.
	Cat Wisdom - Disobeying a human secures your position as supreme overlord and ruler.
	Cat Law#2 - The only good dog is a dead dog. This leaves you in position for the number one spot.
	Cat Wisdom - If there is a cat hell it will be filled with water.
	Cat Law #1 - There can be no piece of clean clothing without cat hair.
	Mommy!! Can I get a cat?
	SOPHISTICATED TRAINWRECKS, HUNNY!
	Sisters there's a cat in the bell tower. You know what to do... Lock and Load!
	I didn't realize this meeting was catered!
	You try to feed me that cheap cat food from Walmart one more time and I will spray every inch of this freaking house!
	Always remember to backwash - twice a day!
	Gotta get the taste of cat fur out of my mouth!
	I don't get it! Everytime I try to look cool for a picture I come off looking like nerd from a Catholic school!
	4 years of Ivy League education, and this is what I have to show for it. Well, 4 and a half years...
	teri maa di lun
	When I catch whoever put this silly thing on me I'm going to bite them right on the butt!
	My name is eightball
	Thank God Bush gave up on trying to catch me and went to Iraq instead or this would probably have happened by now!
	What's with all these freaking cat pictures? Bring on the babes!
	HUH??
	And the mouse jumped on the spoon............Yeah, here comes dinner....
	You talking to me...? I said are you talking to me...?
	All I need now is a beer and I'll be set for the day..
	Oh no, stuck in the shower again.. Not a good way to start the day
	Could you knock before entering, I am in the middle of my bath
	Watch out dogs, rambo is on the loose.
	Nothing beats laying around all day, besides, I need to catch my zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's
	This will get even for that cheap cat food she bought at Walmart!
	Thank You!!!! Same time tomorrow, love to all the cats out there!!!!
	Excuse me while I wash my hands
	Tag you're it! Bet'cha can't catch me.
	there, now you cant get MY tounge you stupid cat!
	Well! We've got another cat stuck in the bell tower sisters and you know the drill... Lock and load!
	Ew!! Cat Tongue after a rough night.
	Ironically, the dog on top is considered the winner and the cat on the bottom is considered the winner. So, we're both losers!
	I'm the king of the world! The Top Cat!
	Ah there just ain't nothing like the life of a pussy cat!
	Everything in the closet seem to be angola
	I'm sure you think it's funny!
	Send HELP!
	Help me!!!
	Frog catching is all fun and games until someone's hand gets blown off :}
	Wasssup!
	splish splash i was taking a bath du du dun dun all about a saturday night rub dub dub just a splashin in the tub...........
	And you thought your day was rough!
	You really needed this. All that sitting around and eating can be so stressful.
	es gatoPULT
	Oh yes! Lower... That's the spot, Nermal.
	Nothing quite like flying it in fresh!
	Chase a kitten, will ya!
	Poor kitty must slave away to fetch milk for the big cats!
	This is how we play catch, in VIETNAUM
	For vacation this year, can we go to that place where dad likes to tick off the buffalo?
	When they said this was a vacation I'd never forget, they weren't kidding. But why'd they leave me out here?
	I call it taking a cat nap.
	And why is everything always covered in cat hair?
	The rising gas prices cause some law agencies to seek drastic new high-tech methods to catch criminals.
	It was about this big, covered in thick scaley hair and was the ugliest caterpillar I ever saw. Tasted like chicken!
	The spirits are telling me that I need a vacation.
	Hey Baby, listen to these cat calls!
	Cat-moflauge
	That's a big putty cat!
	Cats and beer don't mix
	I've heard of cat burglars...but Pick Pocket Pigeons is a new one!
	It's a cat eat dog world